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“The best whores are at the Happy Port, down by where the mummers’ Ship is moored.” She pointed. Some of the dockside whores were vicious, and sailors fresh from the sea never knew which ones. S’vrone was the worst. Everyone said she had robbed and killed a dozen men, rolling the bodies into the canals to feed the eels. The Drunken Daughter could be sweet when sober, but not with wine in her. And Canker Jeyne was really a man. “Ask for Merry. Meralyn is her true name, but everyone calls her Merry, and she is.” Merry bought a dozen oysters every time Cat came by the brothel and shared them with her girls. She had a good heart, everyone agreed. “That, and the biggest pair of teats in all of Braavos,” Merry herself was fond of boasting.
Her girls were nice as well; Blushing Bethany and the Sailor’s Wife, one-eyed Yna who could tell your fortune from a drop of blood, pretty little Lanna, even Assadora, the Ibbenese woman with the mustache. They might not be beautiful, but they were kind to her. 

Cat of the Canals, AFFC

taiey asked:

I don't think the swords Blackfyre and Dark Sister are Chekov's guns at all, actually: they've never been mentioned in the main books. They might appear (probably unnamed if so) but I don't think they can be important to the story when they're only established in supplements.

Bloodraven was named precisely one time in the main books before he showed up as the true identity of Bran’s three-eyed crow. Almost all we know of the Blackfyre Rebellion was only established in supplements, and yet “the mummer’s dragon” is going to be a major plotline come TWOW. Almost all we know of the Dance of the Dragons was only established in supplements, and yet GRRM has said there will be a second Dance that will be the subject of a book.

GRRM established these swords only in supplements, yes, and you don’t need to read the supplemental materials to understand the main story. Nevertheless, to see how the story will go, the additional materials are rather important. 

Compromising position - Part two

Request - Hi! Could you please write a one shot with either y/n and Dan or a threesome with Dan, Phil, and Y/N based on the new ducktape dancing DDR video? Please make it a little rough and kinky but sweet at the end. Thank you so much! ❤

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Don’t Be Silly! Wrap Your Willy!

You laid out on Lukes bed as he tried to explain for the millionth time some math problem, but you couldn’t focus as your eyes kept wondering over the tall blonde boys body. The way he would bite his lip, and that sexy lip ring. You moaned.

“Y/N? Are you okay?” Luke asked startled. Your eyes went wide and your faced went red. 

There was a long awkward silence as you had no idea what to say to him. Some sort of realization came over Luke as a smug smile crept onto his face. He tossed the math book aside and crawled over you. 

“I see why you’re not understanding math now.” He mummers.

You bite your lip as he hovers you, his lips meeting yours. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he deepened the kiss. He smiled as he flipped you both over so you were on top. 

He leaned up taking his shirt off, and you followed his lead, slowly sliding your shirt off your body. 

Lukes hands immediately find their way to your breasts. 

You push him back against the headboard as you take control- somthing you know Luke likes. You slide your hands down his chest till you reach  his pants tugging  on his pants as you both slide them down his legs.

You take his dick in your hands and being to pump. “You ready babe?” You asks with a wink. 

Luke lets out a low moan as a yes. 

You slide up hovering above him. 

“Fuck you weren’t wearing panties.” 

You respond my sliding onto him. You get a good pace going and your moans fill the air. 

“Mhm…yes..Y/N” 

The knocking on the door grabs both of your attentions. You don’t have anytime to cover up everything when Liz walks in. 

“Luke I made dinne- LUCAS! You better be using protection!” Liz gasps before quickly leaving the room. 

“What the hell just happened?” You mutter. 

sorriso-de-papel asked:

Do you think Varys might've been a servant of the God of Many Faces? I remember how Tyrion mentioned Varys ability of camouflage;at Red Keep he could be clean and smell like lilacs. Next to the whorehouse where he had Tyrion to meet Shae he looked like a stableman, smelling like shit. And the Kindly Man said to Arya that if she didn't want to be no one and serve the God, he could arrange her trip, gold, and a husband. I think Varys learned tricks and accepted to leave the House of Black and Whit

Hey :)

No, I don’t think that Varys ever studied with the Faceless Men. He’s a mummer and the Faceless Men highlight the importance of mummery and disguise. I think he’s no more related to the FM than the people in Izembaro’s mummer’s troupe. What you’re talking about is great skill with mummery that can be picked up outside the HoBaW.

I don’t think someone can simply learn the FM’s arts and leave. Arya’s chapters make that pretty clear I think. 

Also, Varys doesn’t really seem to have much in common with the FM beyond his secrets and disguises. He’s not a expert potion/poison maker. He doesn’t seem to have one clear goal. He’s kept the same identity and face for well over a decade at this point. 

There’s tons of reasons to doubt this. One, if he is a FM, why has he been in Westeros for so long? Why is he utilizing his knowledge over and over again, his spy network, for other non-FM related activities? What’s the purpose, how could this possibly be a worthwhile investment for the FM?

What’s with Aegon then? What’s with his dealings with Illyrio regarding Targaryens? The FM are definitely involved in politics in some way, just as they seem to be involved in everything to some degree in Braavos. But that’s just it, in Braavos. To have an operative so entrenched in Westerosi politics, remaining there for so long (18 years at least since he was around when Tywin was Hand of the King to Aerys Targaryen,) would imply that the FM have a huge investment in Westeros and its politics. Who’s paying for that? With lines like this:

“Do you have any idea how costly they are? You could hire an army of common sellswords for half the price, and that’s for a merchant.“ Littlefinger in Ned, AGoT

I doubt anyone could afford that. And if it was a FM related want (which the KM says they don’t do if he can be trusted,) then they must really really care because it’s such a waste at this point, such a slow burn time commitment and big resource drain.

And his creepy spy network of no-tongue children is not very in line with Faceless Men’s tactics and spy network from what we’ve seen. They highlight the assassin/spy utilizing stealth and opening their ears to gain knowledge. Varys has a spy network of his own where he uses others, people who are 100% not FM, to gather secrets.

But I do think that Arya is mirroring Varys with the skills she’s learning.

Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter … but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.
—  great shit that was left out of the show to make room for grey worm crushin on missandei
Music tag!

whoop here we go thanks to bookishbaker for tagging me, let’s see what random and mixed songs we get. The gist of this is put your music on shuffle and then write the first ten songs that come up. Then tag ten people.

  1. Yuki No Hana - Hayley Westenra
  2. The Mummer’s Dance - Loreena McKennitt
  3. Apres Moi - Regina Spektor
  4. The Wizard and I - Idina Menzel (Wicked Soundtrack)
  5. Royals - Lorde the Pentatonix cover
  6. Dark Doo Wop - MS MR
  7. Counting Stars - One Republic
  8. Gone Away - SafetySuit
  9. Centuries - Fall Out Boy (<3)
  10. She Walks Beautiful - Amy Studt

It’s fun how I start out calm, and then suddenly baaam nope. I tag boneseasonofglass, antstepsbooks, kat-from-minasmorgul, magic-in-every-book and also if you’ve started following me recently consider yourself tagged too

I asked Mummers to specially pick me up some blueberries from the commissary (I like to snack on them). And then my sister (who is home for the week) takes them all before I can eat any and throws them in this perverse Kale-Apple-Vinaigrette-Carrot-Blueberry salad.

And people wonder why I get super territorial about food (or anything, really).

Mummers’ dance(Open starter)

The song of summer was a beautiful song indeed mostly when mingled with the joyous chorus of revelers dancing about with flowers in their hair and wine flowing from the vine. This was Fey revel that was for sure, but still this gathering filled Mary’s heart. 

She hummed and danced through the festival in her loose and flowing dress, a deep V in both the front and back, a risque design to some she was sure, but oh how beautiful did it make the aasimar feel. And the baby breath weaved into her hair was was braided and wrapped around her head.

The seeker passed out flowers to those she passed even danced with a few people herself, before she was convinced by some other visiting bards to sing a little something, for it wasn’t often a seeker was present. and with joy and delight she did