mum-&-dad

  • Aries:When I first saw you, I knew you were the most beautiful being I would ever lay eyes on. Your laugh is contagious and I can't help but feel like I'm flying when I'm with you. Never change.
  • Taurus:You are a rock for me to stand on when I can't do it on my own. You are the most patient person I have ever known, and more forgiving than I thought possible. Growing up under your care was a blessing.
  • Gemini:I trusted you, and you ruined me. One day you will think of me and regret every time you pushed me down. One day you will see that I am more than you ever expected me to be, and my life will have more meaning than you gave me.
  • Cancer:Your voice was like music and you touched me with a gentle hand and soft words. I thought you were my cure, the medicine that would make me feel alive again; but with your poison running through my veins I can tell you now that I have never felt so much pain. It's been 3 years but I still wince at the sound of your name.
  • Leo:You showed me what love looks like and I will never forget the kindness with which you treated me. Sometimes I can still taste you on my lips and I wish you knew that I still think of you.
  • Virgo:I have yet to meet a Virgo who will have an impact on my life.
  • Libra:My feelings toward you are those of envy, I admit that I resent you. You had the approval that I have sought for 18 years and I fail to understand why you are good enough, while I am not.
  • Scorpio:It's been a while, but I still think about how we used to be. Although I have been stung by your words, I remember the laughter we shared and the all the times you were there when I needed someone.
  • Sagittarius:You save me daily and for that I can never show enough gratitude. My heart swells when you say my name, and you say it so beautifully. When I look at you, everything feels alright, and I know I'm safe. You are the most gentle person to have ever touched my skin; I hope you never let me go.
  • Capricorn:You came into my life at a time where I needed you the most. We all needed you, and suddenly you were there. It was unexpected but welcomed, and you continue to make life bearable for me. When you're around, thoughts tumble from my lips; thoughts I didn't even realise were relevant to me. Your support means the world to me, so thank you.
  • Aquarius:You are one of the strongest people I have had the privilege to know. You pulled yourself up from a dark place, and I admire you so much for that, and I wish I shared your strength. We are not often sincere with each other - it's easy to joke about our pain when you don't want to feel it. But I remember when we drank our sorrows and laid under the stars in the middle of the road, and you gave me guidance and hope. I may not say it, but you are so incredibly important to me.
  • Pisces:You took on responsibilities that should have never been asked of you, and you never complained in the slightest. When you're hurting, you put on a mask, so carefully constructed; but you can't cover the way your voice shakes, and I know you too well. You deserve the wonders of the universe, and one day you will have your own galaxy, I promise you

This got too long for an ask.

So there’s probably already fics introducing parents to Mizar/Alcor (or at least there should be, I love me some reaction fic) and they’ll inevitably have a lot of screaming, fainting, holy water and exorcisms as well as better reactions and “Ok kid we trust you” or “We know more about this stuff than you think, I used to get math help from him too”.

But there should also be one where instead of “WHERE DID WE GO WRONG” the parents are demonologists/cultists. So:

“Mum, Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend… Mizar” *brace for impact*

“OMG Mizar I am such a fan can you sign my CD”

“What”

 Or

“Mum, Dad, you made my bring my maths tutor to dinner, this is Alcor”

“Hail King of Dreams” “Rise, my subject" 

Or even better, a demonology professor parent grilling the pair about how they met and how the deals work and berating the kid for wording things badly- “I taught you better than this, you never use a greek binding circle over a latin summons!” “Yeah, Alcor yelled at me about that too” “Damn straight” *Alcor and dad are now best friends*

I have a lot of these. I’m releasing this into the wild before it eats into any more of my time because I have too much to do as it is! 

anonymous asked:

can you do meeting calum's parents???

meeting luke’s

your palms were sweating as you sat in the airport terminal with calum, a giant goofy grin on his face as he waited for his mom and dad to come walking out with their suitcases in tow. you were beyond nervous to meet his parents. you hadn’t wanted to bombard them at the airport, a simple dinner was fine with you, but calum insisted “I want you to meet them as soon as possible!!” and so now here you were, practically crawling out of your skin from nerves. calum had spent most of the morning rambling on and on about his mom and dad, not giving himself a chance to notice that you were more quiet than normal. your thoughts were swimming in the fear that they wouldn’t like you, would scoff at the smallest thing you did or say and tell calum that he shouldn’t be with someone like you. suddenly calum bolts up from his spot, “mum!! dad!!” and is off after his parents as you struggle to weave through the crowd to keep up with him. once you finally find him, he’s wrapped up in his mom’s arms moving towards his dad. calum pulls back a smile as wide as the world on his face as he turns back to you. “mum, dad, this is Y/N,” he smiles excitedly, pushing you a bit forward. you smile bashfully, mumbling out a small hello before his mom is pulling you into her arms. “it’s so good to finally meet you!” she squeals, hugging you tighter. a weight off your shoulders has been released as calum’s dad pulls you in for a hug as well. “y’know, calum has talked about you so much,” his dad gushes, watching calum’s cheeks turn bright red. “I had to listen to him talk about how cute your nose is when you laugh,” his mom chuckles, as calum’s face goes even more red. “mum!” he tries to scorn, to which she rolls her eyes at him, shooing him off to get her suitcase as she takes you under her arm. “I’ve never heard calum talk about a girl like he talks about you. I’m glad he loves someone like you,” she smiles, and now it’s your turn for your cheeks to go red, because a) his mom already likes you and b) calum’s never said that he loves you.

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sometimes I forget that the UK really is different from us, and then I watch things like this

this is HILARIOUS

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

I’ve been to see the movie twice now, and I have thoughts, so I’m going to write them out. There are many, many spoilers in this post. I haven’t read any comics, by the way, so my opinions are based on only MCU knowledge.

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Things I Currently Love

Another late tag! Tagged by bangtansoul almost a month ago!!! Sorry lovely!!

One song: I love missA -Only You at the moment!

Two movies:
 Wreck it Ralph, Begin Again

Three tv shows: Fool’s Love, Running Man, Suits

Four people: My mum, my dad, my little bro, and all my friends!!!

Five foods: pizza, ice cream, enchiladas, dough balls, maoams

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anonymous asked:

Your blog will be the death of me. Mum, dad, don't be surprised if I don't emerge from my room in the next 50 years. It's not my fault, I swear.

Omg haha thank you so much

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I want to thank god for allowing me to be able to do what my dreams were. i’d like to thank my mum and dad for making me asian and allowing me to have some sort of an effect on the asian community, it’s a massive honour.i’d also like to take this moment to thank four of the best guys that i ever met, whilst being in the band and doing all the amazing things that i did, some of the things that we did will stay with me for the rest of my life and i thank you for that. and, yeah, here’s to the future. thank you very much for everything tonight.  -Zayn Malik

James and Lily never heard Harry call them ‘Dad’ and ‘Mum’, did they? 

Edit: So 1 year olds can speak a little so there’s a good chance, James and Lily did hear Harry call them ‘Da’ or ‘Ma’, and even if they didn’t while they were alive, there’s always post-death :)

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“I’d like to thank my mum and dad for making me asian and allowing me to have some sort of an effect on the asian community, it’s a massive honour.”

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It’s incredibly humbling to accept an award on the same stage as some people I’ve looked up to my entire life. Iconic people such as Shahrukh Khan. To be gifted this award by one of my best friends, Naughty Boy, is also an amazing thing. So tonight’s about thanks. I wanna thank God for allowing me to live through what my dreams were. I’d like to thank my mum and dad for making me Asian. And I’d also like to take this moment to thank four of the best guys I’ve ever met, everything I’ve done with them will stay with me for the rest of my life.