mum and co

Eiffel has accidentally called Minkowski mom more than once. He thinks everyone forgot about it, but it became a running joke. When talking to Minkowski, Lovelace likes to refer to Eiffel as ‘your kid’ or 'the boy’. 

  • Lovelace: Where’s your son got to?
  • Minkowski: Will you please stop calling him that? He’s not my freaking child. I’m only three years older.
  • Lovelace: Well, technically. But has Eiffel ever actually behaved like a 33 year-old?
  • Hera: No, never.
  • Minkowski: Just because he’s a child doesn’t mean he has to be my child though. Why aren’t you or Hera part of this messed-up family metaphor?
  • Lovelace: Okay then, I’ll be… the cool mysterious aunt. What about you Hera?
  • Hera: I can be Eiffel’s genius big sister.
  • Lovelace: Sure, that works.

we all know the andrew headcanons, we have artist™ andrew, there’s baker™ andrew, crazycatlady™ andrew, fosterdad™ andrew, etc. BUT what if we step it up a notch, so i present to you: andrew™ aka the crazy cat guy who lives in the top building with 7 small girls, who always bakes them delicious cute things and does the birthday cakes and who has portraits of each one of them (and one of his lovely husband neil ofc!) in the kitchen (that he painted himself). who feeds every cat in a 5 mile ratius and puts up blankets on the rooftop for them to sleep all cozy in. 

andrew™ a happy man after his entire life of misery, who sips tea and plays houses with his little girls, who will protect them at all costs and who will smirk proudly at their baby exy games

Anyone ever think about the fact that Robert Sugden lost his Mum, Sarah, directly cos of the Sugdens money issues? 

Originally posted by rbertsugden

I mean when you boil it down to the bare facts, it’s that goddamn simple. Andy burnt the barn for an insurance claim cos they were desperate. They were going to lose everything

Sometimes, I think I’m too hard on Robert for valuing money and security above all things. Like he said to Aaron - with money in the bank “we don’t need to worry ever again, we’re sorted…”

Originally posted by lizzzzoo

He literally can’t understand why someone wouldn’t prioritise financial security in this life. It makes him feel safe when his world starts to careen out of control, because the truth is if he had money back then, if they did (his family) he’d probably still have his Mum (and her unconditional love) in his life. 

So burning that money for Aaron? Well, it’s one fucking huge gesture. 

Sirius x Reader: Mo & Pa (Pt3)

Warnings: Swearing, Death, Spoilers (it’s like a shitty summary of every HP book)

Requested: Hellz yeh

A/N: I’M ACTUALLY LIKE SO PROUD OF THIS???? It’s really long sorry guys, I couldn’t put it in two parts bc then it wouldn’t make sense x This is the last ever part to my only ever series!!! I hope you all enjoy reading my loves xxx

PREQUEL 

PART1 

PART2

“Fuck.” You exclaimed, putting your hands on the kitchen countertop.

“What? What is it? Are you-” Sirius said quickly, rushing over to you.

“No, I’m just- we’ve been celebrating the wrong wedding anniversary for 8 years.”

“No we haven’t.”

You shoved the wedding invitation at him, “Oh, we have.” He looked up at you and laughed, his bushy brows slightly arched and grey eyes twinkling grey as he let the piece of paper flutter onto the dark marble.

Giggling slightly, you watched Sirius turn around and walk back to the living room, undoubtedly to finish tidying up. As you sat on the stool, you frowned. The seat was wet. Weird, I haven’t spilt a drink I- “OH FUCK.”

“Y/N can you please stop with that, I keep thinking you’re in labour and it’s quite stressful.” Sirius called, “Oh godric, you’re in labour.”

The contractions quickly, and aggressively, followed. Sirius bolted up the wooden stairs, muttering ‘I’m gonna be a dad, holy shit’, to grab your pre-packed, leather hospital bag.

You waved your wand and the phone flew from the counter to your hand. Remus was on speed dial.

“It’s time!” You half whispered/ half giggled into the phone, one hand on your belly as Sirius skidded into the kitchen, looking flustered.

“Muggle hospitals are weird.” Sirius whispered, holding your hand and looking around.

“Shut up.” You said, thankfully taking the ice chips from Remus.

The hours dragged, painfully (for you), on. Until finally, 5 hours later, the doctor announced it was time to push.

“I’ll wait outside.” Remus announced, rising from his hospital chair.

“Remus Lupin, you have seen me throw up firewhiskey at 3am whilst simultaneously practicing for a charms exam that was at 8am. You will stay. right. here.” You breathed through gritted teeth.

A small smile played on his scarred face and he walked up the top of your bed. Sirius on one side and Remus on the other.

Push.

“Wow, please don’t grip my hand so hard.”

Push.

“God I hate you Black.”

Push.

“Almost there Y/N.”

“Moons, I’m gonna be a dad.”

Push.

Scream.

Push.

“It’s a girl.”

You gasped as the doctor lay your tiny baby girl on your chest, “Hello little one. Oh aren’t you perfect…” You crooned.

Looking up at the two men either side of you, you could see the tears forming in their eyes.

“Congratulations guys, she’s- she is perfect.” Remus smiled, wiping a tear from his eye.

“Perfect.” Sirius mumbled, almost in disbelief.

All three of you stayed in the room that night, staring at your baby girl, the same unsaid words in your mind.

“Do you remember when Lils had Harry and she didn’t let any of you be in the same room as him if you had your wands?” You finally mumbled.

“She’d probably do the same for this little pup if she could.” Sirius grinned, playing with her hand.

Remus ruffled his hair, “They’re watching. Hell, James is probably having a party.”

“I’d name her Lily but I think Harry has the right to that.”

“Evans.” Sirius and Remus said simultaneously.

“Evans, you like that? Evans Black.” You whispered.

Smiling, you closed your eyes, knowing that Lily and James were there, even if you couldn’t see them, because they’d never miss this for the world.

You were happy, with your new baby, surrounded by friends and Harry safe at school.

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Weak and pallid city girl (me) goes to not city and doesn’t know what to do with what I believe they call “the sea”. Rubs hands in it, looks like a twat

Highly recommended reading if you’ve read The Mortal Instruments
  1.  Mortal Instruments ( if you haven’t read it) - Lots of demon stuff, lots of angel stuff. This 16 year old girl Clary Fray finds out she’s a shadowhunter and her father who she believed was a normal dude that died is actaully a super evil dude in the shadow world that her mother hid her from. Everyone thinks hes dead but he kidnaps clary’s mum cos he wants a mortal cup and she runs into Jace and his friendos and they all help her find her mum and the cup and introduce her to all these cool abilities she can do and Jace and Clary have a thing, theres also vampires, werewolves, warlocks and faeries.
  2. Throne of Glass - Dank as book about a badass girl that’s an assassin who’s spent the last year of her life in the endovier (basically a crazy as prison) and is released on the condition that she and other thieves and assassins fight to death to become the kings personal assassin. she has a thing with the prince and his best friend who’s also his guard.
  3. Percy Jackson- This book series revolves around greek mythology, stuff like zues, poisioden, hades, blabla you get my drift. Percy finds out he’s the son of Poseidon because his mum is kidnapped by hades because they want this lightning bolt back and so percy goes on a journey with his satyr friend and the daughter of athena to find the lightning bolt and he figures out all these hectic water powers he can do.
  4. ok I realised i’m bad at descriptions so i’m just going to tag good books and let you guys search it up

I think a lot about how throughout the series, Draco is constantly receiving packages and letters from home. And of course we see this through Harry’s eyes, who usually filters it as being super spoiled and pureblood rich kid. But also…Narcissa (and I guess Lucius but he’s a butt and Narcissa is co-mum goddess supreme along with Molly and tonks) is sending him all those things? It shows the constant thought and communication between mother and son and that’s sort of beautiful?

Just…Draco being such a mummy’s boy and having a super tight, positive relationship with his mum and them talking all the time gives me life.

anonymous asked:

whatever you do do not think of how sappy things'll get when H & L CO.. mums interacting again, gemma and lottie posting pics with the hashtag "in laws," holiday pics with both families together, that first instagram post, things being 100% happier ♥

think of all the pictures of harry and louis with ernest and doris D:

"Friends With Benefits." (Calum Hood Imagine)

I slowly walked back inside the apartment I shared with Calum. He had been my best friend since I was born, seen as our mums were best friends and co-workers. 

“You’re late.” Calum frowned, crossing his arms over his chest. 

“So? What are you, my dad?” I asked and rolled my eyes, pushing past him but he grabbed my arm. 

“Couldn’t you at least wear a longer dress?” He asked through gritted teeth. I sighed and looked up at him. Things were complicated between us. It all started a few months ago. We went to a party and got drunk, and when we came home he suddenly kissed me. Of course I didn’t stop him. I had been in love with him for a long time. We ended up in bed and the next morning when we woke up he told me it was nice and that we could be friends with benefits, which I thought was better than nothing. But now I regret it. He can go out with whoever he wants but when I go out with a guy, like this night, he gets angry. 

“Stop over reacting and let me go to bed..” I mumbled and tried to get past him again. I tilted my head to the side when he didn’t let me, making my hair fall off my shoulder. 

“Is that a fucking hickey?” He growled angrily as he took a closer look. 

“Maybe. Whatever. Why do you even care? Why can you fuck around with whoever you want but if I go out it’s a big deal? You know what Calum? Just fuck off. I’m done with this!” I snapped. Normally I never would’ve said anything like this, but I had a few drinks and was a bit tipsy. He seemed to be taken back by my speech and stepped aside. Quickly I took advantage of that and walked to my bedroom. I was so angry, but even more sad. I changed into a pair of shorts and a tank top before I laid in bed, desperately trying to sleep but it didn’t work at all. 

At 3 AM I heard a soft knock on the door before Calum peeked inside. “Y/N.. are you sleeping?” He asked softly. I quickly wiped my cheeks and sat up slowly. 

“No..” I mumbled and shook my head a bit. He quickly walked over to the bed and turned my night light on, climbing in next to me. He quickly wrapped his arms around me and pressed a kiss against my head. 

“I’m sorry.” He whispered softly rocked us from left to right. 

“It’s okay.” I shrugged but he shook his head. 

“No.. It’s not. I’m just so damnly in love with you and I can’t stand to see you with anyone else!” He rambled, making me turn to look at him. 

“Y-you are in love with me?” I asked surprised. 

“Yeah.. Sorry.” He mumbled softly and looked down. “It was the only reason I wanted to be friends with benefits with you anyway. It was my only chance of kissing you.. Making love to you..” He whispered. I turned myself around and kissed his lips softly, smiling against his lips. 

“I love you too.” I whispered and blushed. 

“Really?” He asked and I nodded immediately. “Y/N.. would you be my girlfriend?” He whispered. 

“That would be great.” I smiled and kissed his cheek. 

shit my mum and i have said whilst watching asib together over the years (cos its the only episode we can agree on watching when it comes to sherlock)
  • mum: i hate that song now, every time i hear it i just think of this bloody show
  • me: *laughs*
  • mum: love how it's her calling, though like she saved him and he doesn't know
  • me: maybe he does know and that's why he saves her, mum?
  • mum: no i don't think so because he's a bloody idiot
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  • mum: i love how he's looking at photos of her while she's looking at photos of him
  • me: yeah, it's a nice visual parallel
  • mum: actually come to think of it they kind of look the same
  • mum: are they related?
  • me: WHAT? NO!
  • mum: not the characters, obviously but the actors-
  • me: NO MUM OMG THEY ARE NOT RELATED
  • mum: well, not that they know of...
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  • mum: there is a lot of nudity in this episode
  • me: mmm hmmm
  • mum: but they're never naked together :(
  • me: well, not that we know of...
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  • mum: SEE! they've even got her wearing his coat! they could be brother and sister!
  • me: mum, this isn't game of thrones, okay? its a deliberate thing that they look similar so that they show she is his equal kinda thingy
  • mum: but then it just looks like he's falling in love with himself
  • mum: well, he would actually
  • mum: bit of a narcissist, isn't he?
  • me: "i love you, female me"
  • mum: *mock gasps* you're a sick child
  • me: but you just-! *face palms*
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  • mum: is she outside wearing nothing but that coat?
  • me: supposedly
  • mum: that'd be cold, i hope they gave her a heat pack to shove up there while they filmed it.
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  • me: i love how mrs hudson is basically their mum
  • mum: yeah i hope she doesn't get violently killed i'd prefer she lived
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  • mum: what's the noise on the phone??
  • me: i really shouldn't have to explain that to you
  • mum: so you know what it is?
  • me: of course i know what it is i'm not 2
  • mum: how do you know what it is?
  • me: cos I know how the human body functions, mum
  • mum: *grins* go on tell me what it is, then-
  • me: no! you know what it is!
  • mum: you're just as squirmy as sherlock, it's really funny.
  • me: well, excuse me for not wanting to explain orgasms to my so called mother!
  • mum: *grins*
  • me: shut up
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  • me: did u know that benedict actually smoked for this scene and they had to do the take so many times he got nicotine poisoning
  • mum: how many takes?
  • me: idk like 30?
  • mum: *laughs* that's weak
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  • mum: WHY IS SHE GAY?? I NEVER GET THAT? she wasn't gay in the original, right?
  • me: nope. idk mum it's kinda dumb
  • mum: she's a pretty bad lesbian if she falls for a BOY- does she know he's a boy?
  • mum: I mean, that bendledid guy kinda looks odd but he's definitely a boy
  • mum: lesbians don't get aroused by guys so she's lying about something here
  • mum: bloody hell, who wrote this? definitely wasn't a person with an understanding of being gay.
  • me: *sighs* you are more right than you know, mumma bear
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  • mum: you're pathetic
  • me: what? me?
  • mum: yes, you! you always grin when he finds her asleep in his bed with your dumb "i love irene and sherlock" soppy face and drool everywhere.
  • me: but its so cute mum cos she really could've crashed anywhere but she wanted him to see her, you know? i just like the idea that that's where she felt most comfortable, in his bed and his little smile like "ha got her".
  • mum: i suppose
  • mum: ...
  • mum: rewind it.
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  • me: i always wonder where watson goes for this scene cos he's not there.
  • mum: probably didn't want to watch his best mate get shagged by his clone
  • me: MUM OMG
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  • mum: he's not a virgin, though.
  • mum: not in this day and age, mate
  • mum: not after she's through with ya
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  • me: mum, we've watched this 30 times, now
  • mum: i just the way he says THE woman, go on rewind it one more time just one more i promise
  • me: *sighs and rewinds*
  • mum: hehe don't you just love that?
  • me: you're pathetic
  • ----- BONUS: FIRST TIME MUM SAW TSOT IRENE CAMEO----------
  • mum: *gasps*
  • mum: the Woman
  • mum: *sighs* and of course she'd be naked he's such a bloke
  • mum: omg she's touching him
  • sherlock: out of my head i'm busy
  • mum....
  • mum: what a dick head
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