anonymous asked:

Do you support foodkin, objectkin, and factkin? Because by fictionkin multiuniverse thoery someone from this universe could be kin with the terd I shit this morning in another universe and I'd like to find them (:

No, because to be kin of something, it has to have a mind/soul/personality. You can’t be kin of an inanimate object if it doesn’t have a spirit and/or mind. 

That said, I’m sure you DO shit out turds that have more of a brain and personality than you’ve got yourself.