multishipping-like-a-boss

THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN PROM THAT NO1CURR'D ABOUT ANYMORE
  • KURT SAT NEXT TO SAM
  • SAM DIDN’T WANT TO GO WITH TWO HOT GIRLS TO PROM UNTIL THEY OFFERED TO PAY
  • DAVE HONESTLY APOLOGIZED TO KURT
  • “WAIT FOR ME”
  • BLAINE DIDN’T APPROVE OF THE KILT
  • THE PROM CROWD GENUINELY ENJOYED ‘FRIDAY’
  • SAM GOT BUSTED ON FOR HIS BOW-TIE
  • BLAINE OFFERED FOR KURT TO LEAVE INSTEAD OF STAY
  • BLAINE DIDN’T HOLD KURT OR COMFORT HIM
  • EVERYONE IN THE CROWD WANTS TO FUCK KURT AFTER THAT LINE
  • ST. BERRY
  • FABERRY

In the spirit, then, of sharing all of the Blaine multi-ship goodness, here I give you the two I wrote: 

We Go Together - Blaine asks Kitty on a date. She surprises herself when she agrees to go. (Vaguely 60s-ish AU. Trigger warning for a very brief mention of canon sexual assault.)

Fairytale Feeling - Blaine/Tina, BIOTA. What if they’d never played spin the bottle? Has a part two here. Has a part three that I never finished or published where they hook up, which I might now finish since all the Blaine multiship fic is now cool again?

And hey, have a klainechel one, which isn’t what I hoped it would be but is a thing I wrote:

Too Far From The Floor - Kurt/Blaine/Rachel/Alcohol. Just because? Because I like the idea of sexually fluid Blaine. Fight me.

(What I take from this is that I 100% need to remember to cross post to the AO3 with more/any regularity or consistency.)

WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Sam and Rachel start being friends. Quinn sucks and she’s busy sucking with Finn, who also currently sucks, so the pissed off exes bond over AVATAR on Ice.

They go to Prom together, which pisses off Finn. Quinn is angry, but distracted by the whole Prom King/Queen stuff. She rigged it as much as possible so she could win. That INCLUDES making sure Kurt cannot win Prom Queen. However, that didn’t stop Blaine.

Blaine becomes Prom Queen to Kurt’s Prom King, trolololing the way home. Murderous Prom Queen Serial Killer Quinn is very upset, and Dave offers to help since he obviously wants Kurt for himself. And killing the Peacock is okay with him. Santana’s his date, btw. But that ends because Artie breaks up with Brittany and Santana isn’t ready to date her yet (still heartbroken) but she’s willing to come out.

Now Dave is single and pissy because his beard just came out as a lesbian AND Kurt is still with Queen Blaine, so he ends up dating Rachel. She figures out it’s a sham, but keeps dating him. There is a lot of Rachel insulting Dave going on, too. Then they all hang out with her dads because HER DADS ARE AWESOME. And since Dave is Rachel’s boyfriend and Sam is her best friend, they become friends, too.

Then Sam and Dave help each other come out and they date and it’s sexy and beautiful and manly. Blaine helps, too, because he always has to get involved somehow when it comes to pushing people out of the closet.

By now, Santana is done dating not!Brittany, so she and Britt get together and Santana gets her pregnant.

Then somewhere in there, Finn wises up and ditches Quinn, so then he dates Rachel and it’s gorgeous and they go to Nationals and they lose the competion AND Rachel’s virginity in one fell swoop. Just…not at the same exact time.

Artie, Tina, and Mike bop around with each other but nobody really notices.

And Puck does something.

if this doesn’t happen exactly as I typed it, Unicorn!Blaine and I are gonna stop watching the show.

Things I ship SO HARD that no one* will ever understand
  • BlainexBlaine*
  • Santana/ a girl from the golf team
  • Santana/ the girl who wore her dress at Prom (Blondie)
  • Blazimio*
  • Tom Schuester/Sue Sylvester*
  • Dave Karofsky/Luna Lovegood
  • Chubbington
  • Artie/Bass Guy
  • Puck/Emma
  • Lord Tubbington/Shredder*
  • Shelby/The gay show choir director that Sue threw down the stairs

*these are becoming popular-ish or have been discussed by our RP