Kim Seokjin, Dean of Bangtan University. Reserved, refined - except when he’s relating to the youths by cracking the world’s best puns
Kim Namjoon, Art Professor. Has published five books in four years on Bernini and sculpture. Loves to discuss how Roman technique copies the Greeks - a constant theme throughout their culture
Jung Hoseok, Film Professor. Writes in his free time on global cinema and sexuality. Leads the campus student film society, frequently holds get-togethers at his own apartment to watch Mullholland Drive and eat cake.
Min Yoongi, Librarian. You talk in the library, you die.
Park Jimin, Chemistry TA. Studying organic chemistry because he wants to change the world. Can’t understand why his study sessions are always packed with females.
Kim Taehyung, Theatre and Performance Arts. Better dressed than his students. Favors cutting edge techniques and methodologies. Most likely found by the lakes, followed by his bevy of aspiring actresses.
Jeon Jungkook, Poetry Professor. Both the youngest professor and the closest to tenure. Brilliant, often waxes poetic beneath the shade of various trees. Maintains Auden is the standard for all longing.
CONGRATULATIONS on your acceptance to Bangtan University! Look forward to a whirlwind adventure of sin and learning as our renowned faculty takes you through the best years of your life. You’ll have a demanding schedule at Bangtan U, but with the right prep and a little flexibility, we’re sure you’ll come out on top!
seph's totally objective list of the 25 best movies of the 21st century so far, in response to the ny times
an inconvenient truth
a single man
the social network
a girl walks home alone at night
the royal tenenbaums
the devil wears prada
beasts of the southern wild
million dollar baby
crouching tiger hidden dragon
y tu mama tambien
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
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