Stages of drinking Gluehwein on the Weihnachtsmarkt:

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Ridiculous all of these Santa Clause hoods. Christmas is being totally flogged

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Urgh, that’s a lot of sugar… at least it keeps the hands warm.

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Hmm, actually these Christmas lights are kinda romantic

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One meter of  Bratwurst! Fantastic idea!

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Santa Hoods for only 10 Euros? I take three.

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Schingelbells, Schingelbells Schingelallseweiiii….