mug-brownie

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Right okay so everyone got up on the cake in a mug hype but it tasted like shit. However mug brownies are fucking incredible! Try it now and be happy. You will need:

  • 2 tbsp plain flour
  • 2 tbsp white sugar or 1 ½ tbsp soft brown sugar. (brown sugar is sweeter so use less)
  • 1 tbsp coco powder
  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 1 tbsp water
  • pinch of salt
  • couple drops vanilla essence 
  • 1 mug

Mix it all together till smooth and silky in the mug and microwave for roughly a minute. Then eat it and cry because it tastes so fucking awesome.

au where transforming also makes adrien and marinette very hungry

they can be found making mug brownies and sitting on the floor eating doritos at like three am after patrol

The recipe for a mug brownie is the only recipe I know

  1. Get a mug duh
  2. Melt like 1 tbsp of butter in it
  3. Add 2 tbsp of flour
  4. Add 2 tbsp of sugar
  5. Add 1 tbsp of cocoa
  6. Add 1 tbsp of water
  7. Add a lil bitch of vanilla extract and salt
  8. Mix it real good
  9. Microwave for 45 sec on high
  10. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  11. It’s good I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Alternatively you could replace the butter with oil or the water with milk. But never use butter AND milk. But I have a PhD in mug brownies and my fav combination is butter/water
  13. I’m going to make one now
even easier mug brownies

Between needing them to be gluten-free and not having much kitchen stuff at the moment, here’s what I’m doing:

step 1: get a brownie mix! one that works with your dietary restrictions, obv.

step 2: In a LARGE mug, mix together:

- 2 tablespoons light oil (NOT olive oil. & if you’re using butter or margarine, put it in the mug first and melt it before adding the rest!)
- 4-5 tablespoons brownie mix
- 2 tablespoons water (or milk, or milk substitute)
- 1 egg (if you’re leaving this off, add a bit more oil and expect fudgy brownies)

- optionally, a pinch of flavoring (cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom, cayenne, ginger? NOT ALL TOGETHER THOUGH)
-also optionally, extra choclit chips or nuts etc

step 3: when it’s thoroughly mixed, stick in the microwave for… well 4 minutes for me. You’ll have to figure the timing out based on yr microwave and how done you want it.

Two Things I Enjoy

1. Two Ingredient Pizza Dough:

This was floating around the internet before, and I don’t actually remember the ratio, but basically mix (I use my hand cause it’s fun and then I have fewer dishes) greek yogurt (avoid flavored unless you’re feeling experimental) and flour in a sort of 1:1 ratio and then add more of whichever you don’t have enough of to make it dough-y!

2. Mug Brownie:

Mix 4 tbs flour, 4 tbs sugar, 2 tbs cocoa powder, 2 tbs oil (olive may be too strongly flavored, i dunno, I’ve been using avocado oil), and 2 tbs water. In a mug. Then microwave for 40 seconds (ish, that’s what works for my microwave to make basically hot fudge, which is my preferred consistency).

Since basically all of you who follow me are college students/grad students/living-on-your-own-non-students, I thought you may benefit from these. Yes, they both float around the internet a lot (sorry, I didn’t save the sources for either of these), but they float with a bajillion other things that I bookmark and say “Yeah! I’ll totally make that!” and haven’t looked at in a year. But these ones I actually make! All the time!

By the way, if anyone has an easy vegan pizza dough recipe, that would be even cooler. I just like that I just have to buy one thing at the grocery store (cause I always have flour on hand) when I want pizza.

One minute Mug Brownies <3

Ingredients:

4 Tablespoons Flour
4 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa powder (Note: don’t use cocoa mix or quik, it shouldn’t have any sugar)
2 Tablepsoons Vegetable Oil (Don’t use one with a strong flavor, eg olive, sesame, etc)
2 Tablespoons Water
Dash of salt

You may want to add a little milk, or increase one of the liquids, it should look tasty as it goes into the microwave! Gooey is best.

Mix all the dry ingredients (I mix in a bowl first, it’s easier), mix in the oil and water (and milk if wanted)

Whack in the microwave for 1 minute (Depends on how hot your microwave is)

EAT.

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Mug Brownie anyone?

I am eating the best mug brownie ever

Take your mug out!

2TS of melted butter
2TS of milk
2TS of cocoa powder (unsweetened)
4TS of white/castor sugar
4TS of flour
A dash of salt
A bit of vanilla or caramel essence (I always choose caramel cause I personally don’t enjoy vanilla a lot)

Mix well in a mug. Put it 60 seconds in your microwave, and enjoy!

Brownie in a mug

3 tbsp flour
3 tbsp sugar
3 tbsp water
3 tbsp oil or butter
2 tbsp cocoa
1 tsp vanilla powder
1 mug

Stir everything together in the mug, throw that shit into the microwave. Warm on full effect for 1-2 minutes depending on the microwave. NOT MORE THAN 2 MINUTES IF YOU DONT WANT A LUMP OF COAL!

Enjoy

(i took this recipe from a friend and translated it to english for you guys. if someone feels like i stole this recipe, i am sorry.)

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A brownie in a mug is one of the best sneaky snacks!

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thanks for reading! enjoy~


Marinette pulls her hair up into a messy bun as she makes herself a hot chocolate. It’s almost noon, and she slept far too late, but yesterday was a day. She had sat in Adrien’s kitchen for longer than she had ever imagined, familiarizing herself with the swoop of his hair and the way the corners of his eyes crinkle when he smiles.

And then she had gone over Alya and Nino’s and had screamed about it for almost an hour over dinner.

Marinette glances over to the window by the sink, where the window is cracked open. For some reason, she half expects Plagg to appear, purring and demanding something to eat. If she thought she had it bad before, after spending a few hours with Adrien, it’s infinitely worse.

She is totally and completely screwed.

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Brownie night!

My mom didn’t know we were making mug-brownies and she brought home brownie ice cream!

So, here goes:
¼ cup of flour.
¼ cup of sugar.
2 tbsp. cocoa powder.
1 pinch of salt. (If you’re anal about measurements, it’s about 1/8 tsp.)
I also had a dash of cinnamon, and it made it taste super chocolatey.

Stir together those dry ingredients in your mug.

Then you add:
2 tbsp. oil. (Most recipes say olive oil, but we used canola and it was great.)
3 tbsp. water.

Stir it until it’s absolutely smooth, then nuke it for 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Put a scoop of ice cream on top while it’s still hot, and it melts down into all the cracks and makes that sucker moist.

Fuck yes.

Cooking credit goes to cassidythefriendlyghost!

*I read that theses are about 290 calories, but I’m sure there’s about a thousand ways to make it less than that!