It was raining as I rode the bus to work the other day. At a stoplight I looked out the window and what did I see? A beautiful woman, barefoot and spattered head to toe with mud, wearing only a sports bra and underwear, walking down the middle of the pretty busy road applying chap stick and ignoring the cars that didn’t even seem to notice her.
As she passed the wind went wild and the rain fell harder. Soon after she was out of sight the storm calmed down to about where it had been before the sighting.