much-apu-about-nothing

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

  • Homer:Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  • Lisa:That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
  • Homer:Thank you, dear.
  • Lisa:By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
  • Homer:Oh, how does it work?
  • Lisa:It doesn't work.
  • Homer:Uh-huh.
  • Lisa:It's just a stupid rock.
  • Homer:Uh-huh.
  • Lisa:But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
  • Homer:Lisa, I want to buy your rock.