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anonymous asked:

THE HAYLOR SONG BY ASHLEY FRANGIPANE I HATE YOU SO MUC NO

BBC Radio 1: And now One Direction will be covering a very special song Louis referred to as “a true 21st century masterpiece”

Niall

Once upon a time
His albums were debuted
Haylor was conceived
We panicked cause we knew
She’d hurt him, She’d hurt him, She’d hurt him (him him him)

Liam

At first we didn’t care
We figured she’d back off
She always got around
We thought she’d take a walk
Desert him, Desert him, Desert him 

Louis

But she’s still here
In the city
And we’ve realized that we can agree

Nouiam

We knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
How could we allow
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
Seems he’s hers now
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
So shame on us now
This fandoms getting kinda hostile
She’s gonna put him in her ex-boy pile

Harry

Oh, oh oh trouble, it’s trouble, it’s trouble
Oh oh it’s trouble, trouble

Niall

Now Harry’s got it bad
They’re walking in Times Square
Fans can see it all
He doesn’t even care
He’s blinded, He’s blinded, He’s blinded

Louis

We heard they’re so in love
From whispers in the street
But all she really wants
Is a track for her CD
I hope he sees, I hope he sees, I hope he sees 

Liam

She’s so anal
A control freak
But he’ll realize
To dump her next week

Nouiam

Cause we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
So shame on us now
Taylor she got him with her fake smiles
How could we allow
This fandoms getting kinda hostile
She’s gonna put him in her ex-boy pile

Harry

Oh, oh oh trouble trouble trouble
Oh, oh oh trouble trouble trouble

Louis

And the saddest fear
comes creeping in
That we’d be pissed off
If he loved anyone or anything, yeah!

Nouiam

And now we’re getting angry cause she snagged Styles
My dashboard hates her
Let’s just say this ship better be worthwhile
Cause if he dates her
She’s gonna put Harry through some tough trials
And write an album with his name on file

Harry

Oh, oh oh trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh oh trouble, trouble trouble

Louis

(Seriously fuck this Taylor bullshit)