College Confession #62

The Students Union in my college gives out joke “Survival Guides” to freshmen every year, they include a list of goals or tasks to be accomplished, one of them was “bring a lecturer a watermelon instead of an apple”. Second week of lectures and suddenly watermelons start appearing in every lecture hall.

One of the girls in my class was hungry between classes so she grabbed the watermelon from the podium, cut the crust with a swiss army knife, pulled it apart with a friend and started nonchalantly eating it during the whole of the next lecture. 

I love college life.

- Maynooth University