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I was tagged by this beautiful lemur moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur

Rule 1: You can only answer with guilty or innocent.

Rule 2: You can’t explain anything unless someone messages and asks you

Delete my answers, type yours and tag 3-10 of your friends. Ok let’s do this


1. Asked someone to marry you? Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends? Innocent
3. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent
4. Ever told a lie? Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent

7. Kissed a picture? Guilty

8. Slept in until 5pm? Guilty
9. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty

10. Held a snake? Innocent
11. Been suspended from school? Guilty

12. Worked at a fast food chain restaurant? Innocent
13. Stolen something? Guilty
14. Been fired from a job? Innocent

15. Done something you regret? Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Innocent

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain? Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top? Guilty
20. Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? Innocent

21.Sang in the shower? Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty

23. Shaved your head? Innocent

24. Slept naked? Innocent

25. Had a boxing membership? Innocent

26.Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent
27. Been in a band? Guilty

28. Shot a gun? Guilty

29. Donated blood? Innocent

30. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

31. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty

32. Have/had a tattoo? Innocent

33. Liked someone but will never tell who? Guilty
34. Been too honest? Guilty

35. Ruined a surprise? Guilty

36. Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated you couldn’t walk? Guilty

37. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

38. Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you are a guy) or a man’s clothes (if you are a girl) ? Guilty

39. Joined a pageant? Innocent

40. Been told that you are handsome or beautiful (in person) by someone who meant what they said? Guilty

41. Still have communication with your ex? Innocent

42. Cheated on someone? Innocent

43. Get totally drunk and you have an exam tomorrow morning? Innocent

44. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Guilty

45. Get totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty

46. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Guilty

47. Thought about suicide ? Guilty

48. Thought about murder? Guilty

49. Thought about mass murder? Guilty

50. Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? Guilty

51. Stalked someone? Innocent

52. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Innocent

53. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? Innocent

I tag the beautiful squidgysnipples, the talented yougoslav, the all around freaking amazing yeahishipitbitch, the lovely silenthowls-x, the swagtastic nerd lokiisfab, and the brilliant htkhubbing1.

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This is Stanley. He was brought into the drama class and I decided to name him and dress him. I carry him around everywhere and now all the teachers and a lot of the students know who he is.

They respect Stanley and nobody has questioned why I have been bringing a stuffed animal to all of my classes every day for the past week.

We’ve just kind of made him the unofficial school mascot. Even the principal knows who he is.

Tumblr should know his story

OH MY GOD. MY TEACHER AND THE TECH GUY JUST USED MY LAPTOP TO SEE IF THE SCHOOLS ‘WEB BLOCK’ WAS DOWN SO THEY GO “Don’t worry. This is for the students’ safety. We’re not doing this for our own enjoyment” THEN THEY TYPE IN ‘TOPLESS WOMEN’ AND IT’S LIKE “GUYS NO. I HAVE ZENMATE DOWNLOADED SO I CAN GO ON TUMBLR. NOTHING IS BLOCKED. NAKED WOMEN WILL COME UP!!!!” But it was too late. They had already hit enter.

  • *In my science teacher, Mr. P's,
  • class, we are sitting by his desk*
  • Me:go sharpen my pencil, it's giving me problems
  • Friend:okay *goes and sharpens pencil*
  • Me:Geez, what happened?! Now it's as small as Mr. P's pencil (I was talking about his actual pencil.)
  • Mr. P:*spins around in his chair and gasps* Are you saying that I have a small pencil?! That was insulting.... I'm taking that as an insult. *spins back around*
  • Girl my mom babysits:There's this puppy that always comes to our house when were outside in the front yard
  • Mom:Really? Cool
  • Girl my mom babysits:He humps my leg
  • Mom:What. Then you say get down doggy, no.
  • Girl my mom babysits:What??? NOO. I LET HIM BECAUSE HE'S CUTE!
  • Mom:*looks at me*
  • Me:*looks at mom*
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Me:This is going on tumblr.