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This is Stanley. He was brought into the drama class and I decided to name him and dress him. I carry him around everywhere and now all the teachers and a lot of the students know who he is.

They respect Stanley and nobody has questioned why I have been bringing a stuffed animal to all of my classes every day for the past week.

We’ve just kind of made him the unofficial school mascot. Even the principal knows who he is.

Tumblr should know his story

OH MY GOD. MY TEACHER AND THE TECH GUY JUST USED MY LAPTOP TO SEE IF THE SCHOOLS ‘WEB BLOCK’ WAS DOWN SO THEY GO “Don’t worry. This is for the students’ safety. We’re not doing this for our own enjoyment” THEN THEY TYPE IN ‘TOPLESS WOMEN’ AND IT’S LIKE “GUYS NO. I HAVE ZENMATE DOWNLOADED SO I CAN GO ON TUMBLR. NOTHING IS BLOCKED. NAKED WOMEN WILL COME UP!!!!” But it was too late. They had already hit enter.

  • *In my science teacher, Mr. P's,
  • class, we are sitting by his desk*
  • Me: go sharpen my pencil, it's giving me problems
  • Friend: okay *goes and sharpens pencil*
  • Me: Geez, what happened?! Now it's as small as Mr. P's pencil (I was talking about his actual pencil.)
  • Mr. P: *spins around in his chair and gasps* Are you saying that I have a small pencil?! That was insulting.... I'm taking that as an insult. *spins back around*
  • Girl my mom babysits: There's this puppy that always comes to our house when were outside in the front yard
  • Mom: Really? Cool
  • Girl my mom babysits: He humps my leg
  • Mom: What. Then you say get down doggy, no.
  • Girl my mom babysits: What??? NOO. I LET HIM BECAUSE HE'S CUTE!
  • Mom: *looks at me*
  • Me: *looks at mom*
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me:
  • Me: This is going on tumblr.