OH MY GOD. MY TEACHER AND THE TECH GUY JUST USED MY LAPTOP TO SEE IF THE SCHOOLS ‘WEB BLOCK’ WAS DOWN SO THEY GO “Don’t worry. This is for the students’ safety. We’re not doing this for our own enjoyment” THEN THEY TYPE IN ‘TOPLESS WOMEN’ AND IT’S LIKE “GUYS NO. I HAVE ZENMATE DOWNLOADED SO I CAN GO ON TUMBLR. NOTHING IS BLOCKED. NAKED WOMEN WILL COME UP!!!!” But it was too late. They had already hit enter.
So I was complaining to Mr. P about becoming an adult in 10 days. I think he just realized I will officially be legal. He’s always tried casually flirting with me, but today after I told him I caught him staring at my chest. I asked him what he was staring at and after some awkward stuttering and moments of silence he told me I was wearing a lot of pins.
In college he turned around to talk to his friend and he accidentally cupped a girl’s boob while turning and he was so embarrassed, so they both just kind of stood there awkwardly staring at each other while he was holding her boob because he was too freaked to move his hand