YOI Characters as Things People at my Sleepaway Camp have Said
<b>Yuuri:</b> You know, I was worried that you'd tell a counselor I smuggled pretzels from the other cabin and I'm eating them in a bathroom stall, but your kind eyes and can of Mtn. Dew give me a sense of security<p/><b>Viktor:</b> (whispers in my ear) You're my husband now<p/><b>Yuri:</b> I've learned a lot of Russian from CS:GO servers<p/><b>Otabek:</b> Can I trust you with a secret? [Me: yeah] I thought the moon was a planet until you told me it wasn't a few minutes ago<p/><b>Phichit:</b> I have three years of camp experience, two chinchillas, an eight-pack, and zero direction in life<p/><b>Chris:</b> So if you're new to making out, the trick is just to recite the alphabet and don't stop until you're done.<p/><b>JJ:</b> I'm everyone's favorite! *Gets hit in the head with an empty jug* [thrower: THAT WAS INTENTIONAL]<p/><b>Georgi:</b> WE ARE ALL HERE! HOO HA HOO HA HOO!<p/><b>Michele:</b> YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET OF ITALY! BEGONE, THOTTICUS!<p/><b>Sara:</b> (trying to comfort a screaming child) Can you maybe chill for like three minutes like holy shit<p/><b>Emil:</b> Look, when you hugged her and said she's the best, I immediately thought you two were meant to be! How the hell was I supposed to know that you two were siblings?<p/><b>Mila:</b> (set up dinner, which was supposed to be potato salad, without any utensils) BOOM, PRANKED!<p/><b>Kenjirou:</b> I propose we blow up the sun, sir!<p/><b>Seung-Gil:</b> I love dogs and men. That's it if you're not a dog or a man please get out of my sight<p/><b>Guang-Hong:</b> Just because I'm only eleven doesn't mean I won't pay a counselor to murder you on your hiking trip<p/><b>Leo:</b> Can we sing something other than All-Star for the love of God? [Literally everyone on the bus: NO]<p/><b>Minako:</b> If you want to tell me something, make sure you can say it in front of a grandma*looks directly at their co-counselor*<p/><b>Takeshi:</b> My name is [redacted], I went on the hiking trip, and I'd like to thank [redacted] for making me gay<p/><b>Yakov:</b> Please refrain from screaming "THE BULGE" when the parents arrive, okay<p/><b>Lilia:</b> (when asked if a camper was sick) Shut up and keep hiking<p/><b>Isabella:</b> You never know how good you are at blindfolded waltzing until you try it!<p/></p>
Please write a kindergarten au snippet of that last ask omfg
At around six o'clock PM, JD was disturbed by something tapping on his window. He looked up from his storybook and ran over to find Veronica, wide eyed and red in the face, trying to come in.
“JD,” she panted, “I’m in big trouble!”
JD opened the window quickly as she climbed in.
“Why? What happened? Did Ms. Zales catch you hiding under the slide after lunch again?”
Veronica shook her head. “No, it’s Heather. She was teasing Martha at Ram’s birthday party, so I told her to stop, but she wouldn’t. Then she started calling me names, so I yelled at her, and she got really mad and pushed me, and then…” Veronica looked at the ground, embarrassed. “I accidentally threw up.”
JD snorted and then laughed, earning a glare from Veronica.
“His birthday cake was really good!” She frowned. “Heather said she was gonna ruin my life on Monday, which gives me…” She counted on her fingers. “Thirty hours to play!”
“Okay, okay, I’m sorry,” JD said. “We can play if you want.”
“Look,” she said, pulling two cans of Mtn. Dew out of her backpack. “My mom said I can sleep over, and we can drink these!”
“We each get a whole can?” JD asked, surprised. Veronica nodded and dragged him to his backyard where he had an old, questionably safe teeter totter.
“Now get on,” she demanded, pushing him on it. “We’re gonna be up late tonight.”