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The awaited experiment: Squirm!

Also including the short: A Case of Spring Fever

  • Mike Nelson: Hi, folks. Mike Nelson here. Crow and Servo are about to help me with the annual Satellite of Love safety check. You guys ready?
  • Crow T. Robot: Roger.
  • Tom Servo: Ramjet.
  • Mike Nelson: All right. Uh, fire extinguishers?
  • Tom Servo: Empty.
  • Crow T. Robot: Shot 'em off in your face. Next.
  • Mike Nelson: Okay. Flare gun?
  • Tom Servo: Ibid.
  • Crow T. Robot: Shot 'em off in your face. Next.
  • Mike Nelson: That's right. First aid kit?
  • Tom Servo: Uh, used it to treat your flare burns.
  • Mike Nelson: Right. Parachute?
  • Crow T. Robot: Gym class.
  • Mike Nelson: Life vest?
  • Tom Servo: Falsies.
  • Mike Nelson: Ham radio?
  • Crow T. Robot: Mistook it for an actual ham.
  • Mike Nelson: There. The Satellite of Love is completely unsafe. Hey, does anything work? At all?
  • Tom Servo: Yeah, the toaster oven! We used it to bake the ham radio. Mmmm.
  • Mike Nelson: Oh, okay. Uh. Well then! We're dead.