Why don’t more people talk about how great it would be if there was an AU where Romeo fell in love with Tybalt instead of Juliet? Just…

Tybalt: I saw the way you were looking at me at that party, you filth. I challenge you to a duel! Pull out your sword!

Romeo: I can pull out a different sword out of my sheath ifyouknowwhati’msaying-

Tybalt: I…. Wha– I will not take this from a Montague, how dare you!

Romeo: Then how about we go to Friar Laurence so I don’t have to be a Montague and you can take a little something-something else instead, my sweet?

Tybalt: ……What-

Romeo: What?

fun (FRESH NEW) warcraft joke

metzen really likes orcs. orc dicks are something he;s likely a fan of. orc cocks? something about that again. what i msaying is chris metzen probably wants to fuck orcs i dunno if this has been done before,

i ’m goign tohave a breakdown ,if anyone screenshots it adn “calls me out” or somethgin you ’re literal fukcing scum bc i can ’t even control whta i ‘msaying anymore