Aries: "the teacher that seems really strict, but will cave if you give them compliments. easy a"
Taurus: “teacher that eats in the classroom while teaching. waits until everyone understands the topic before moving on. class smells like sardines”
Gemini: “encourages students to give them gifts on holidays. gives little information about test, and tests always have multiple questions and are really difficult. pop quizzes!”
Cancer: "cries a lot, tells about their life story. doesn’t actually teach. gives you a detention if you tell a sad animal story”
Leo: “boasts about all their degrees. all the students highkey thirst over them”
Virgo: “has a very organized classroom, good teachers. class is hard, but very rewarding. obsessed with brit pop and cats. inner fan boy/girl like the rest of us. watches season finales with students”
Libra:“is not confident in their teaching abilities, but is friends with all the students. very hesitant to issue detentions”
Scorpio: “educates everyone about sex twice a week, and informs everyone why they shouldn’t do drugs. very chill teacher, but the tests that were supposed to be “easy” are all covering knowledge that you haven’t even been taught yet”
Sagittarius: “literally the embodiment of evil. tries too hard to be cool with the students, but just overall offensive af. lectures are hell to sit through, and tests are waaaay too difficult”
Capricorn: “meticulous af. will flip out if you bend your paper. tests are vague and difficult. A students are failing in their class. drinks the tears of their students”
Aquarius: “a v good teacher, actually teaches you shit. tolerates rowdy students in the beginning, but after a while, they aint gon take anymore of your bs”
Pisces:“friends with all the students. doesn’t teach as much, but tests are reasonable and material is easy to remember. encourages students and talks about their dreams a lot. students are all aware of how sensitive they are, and not even the bullies have the heart to crush their dreams. also ultra affectionate”
Of course, it’s nothing new to point out the unrealistic proportions of comic book characters – most male superheroes are already so muscular you’d swear they were smuggling steroid-infused watermelons under their skin, so who cares if comics exaggerate a few feminine traits here and there? Well, see, the thing is that giant muscles are primarily a male fantasy, while waists barely wider than your ankle are primarily … a male fantasy.
We can’t speak for all women, but we assume most of them would rather possess a stomach that can hold more than a thimble of Chardonnay and half an olive, especially if they’re in a line of work in which you burn a lot of calories, like, say, superheroism. But in the world of comic books, even the daughter of the Hulk – a green giant the size of a pregnant Hummer – sports a stomach that’s so sunken-in, you could fill it with guacamole and use it as a salsa bowl.
For Valentine’s Day, I got my wife an official Ms. Fortune plush from Neko Atsume, but I couldn’t leave it there. So, I built the Cardboard House as best I could. Our cat, of course, spared no time making it his own.
She got me an absolutely adorable and incredible accurate Giant Isopod plush, as well as a model Flying Fish for my classroom.
Ah, where does the day go? I have no idea, except that I did get to spend some time with my Valentine today. Then, later, I was very entertained by the antics of the dastardly Mr. Stardust going around on video. I say, if you are going to throw water at Stephen, make sure it’s enough for a full on wet-t-shirt contest. Oh well.
Thanks again for your kind words yesterday. I am so glad that you enjoyed Forearm Friday.
Without any further ado, here are some images today. This first one is like of lovely and smoldering. I really enjoy this Oliver Queen. Those eyes.
Yeah, I didn’t include this one on Wednesday. But it’s one that never gets old. So pretty. Mesmerizing. Delicious.
Who doesn’t appreciate the tie, the rolled up white sleeved shirt and one studly muffin? He’s just gorgeous.
Here’s a very pretty gif. I love the light and the subtle zoom in. Wow.
Finally, here is a lovely shot, made colorful with some magic. I hope it brightens your day!!
Well, that wraps up tonight’s edition. Tomorrow is our final day of celebration…Sunday Bunday! In the meantime, I hope you have a great night.