ms.norbury

anonymous asked:

seventeen as mean girls (lol i'm sorry but i love this movie)

S.Coups: Cady’s Dad. “…Are they not allowed out when they’re grounded?”

Jeonghan: Regina George. “I heard her hair’s insured for 10,000$.”

Joshua: Aaron Samuels. “Your hair looks sexy pushed back.”

Jun: Kevin Gnapoor. “Don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang!”

Hoshi: Ms. Norbury. “Hi, did you want to buy some drugs?”

Wonwoo: Principal Duvall. “I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.”

Woozi: Janis Ian. “Your mom’s chest hair!”

DK: Cake Person. “I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy.”

Mingyu: Glen Coco. “Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”

The8: Cady Heron. “Grool.”

Seungkwan: Damien. “She doesn’t even go here!”

Vernon: Karen Smith. “Want to do something fun? Want to go to Taco Bell?”

Dino: Gretchen Wieners. “You can’t sit with us!”

i couldn’t find a better match for hoshi and dk, i’m sorry ;A; thank you for your request!!

the signs as mean girls characters
  • aries: janis ian
  • taurus: cady heron
  • gemini: gretchen weiners
  • cancer: the girl who cries about rainbows and cake
  • leo: regina george
  • virgo: kevin gnapoor
  • libra: karen smith
  • scorpio: aaron samuels
  • sagittarius: damian
  • capricorn: ms. norbury
  • aquarius: mrs. george
  • pisces: principal duvall
BTS As Quotes From “Mean Girls”

Jin:
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

Suga:
I can’t go out… *cough* …I’m sick.

Rap Monster:
Damian: Health, Spanish… you’re taking 12th Grade Calculus?
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it’s the same in every country.
Damian: That’s beautiful. This girl is deep.

J-Hope:
Crying Girl:I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school… I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy…
Damian: She doesn’t even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Crying Girl: No… I just have a lot of feelings…

V:
If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

Jimin:
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George? (Jeon Jungkook)

Jungkook:
Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now…

not liking a female character = fine

calling a female character sexist slurs = really not fine

you can do the former without doing the latter, in case that isn’t completely obvious. you can dislike rebecca because you don’t like her as a character or don’t like her actions. you can dislike her for no other reason than she irritates you. that’s fine. you can do that. however, calling her a slut or a bitch or a witch or a c**t really isn’t okay, because those are gender specific terms that are used to hurt and demean women. if you call a woman those terms, you’re normalising them.

In the words Ms Norbury from Mean Girls:

“You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores. “

the signs as mean girls characters

Aries: Ms. Norbury (you’re bossy, you’re a pusher)

Taurus: Janis Ian (closed in and stubborn)

Gemini: Gretchen Wieners (bitchy because you wanna be liked) 

Cancer: Karen smith (ditsy and naive) 

Leo: Regina George (full of yourself)

Virgo: Damian (really gay)

Libra: Mrs George (fun and social)

Scorpio: Mr Duvall (snarky and tough)

Sagittarius: Aaron Samuels (hot and down to earth)

Capricorn: Kevin Gnapoor (funny and smart)

Aquarius: Cady Heron (weird but likable) 

Pisces: Glenn Coco (barely around but unforgettable) 

The Signs as Mean Girls Characters
  • Aries: Principal Duvall
  • Taurus: Aaron Samuels
  • Gemini: Kevin Gnapoor
  • Cancer: Gretchen Wieners
  • Leo: Regina George
  • Virgo: Cady Heron
  • Libra: Karen Smith
  • Scorpio: Janis Ian
  • Sagittarius: Damian
  • Capricorn: Ms. Norbury
  • Aquarius: Regina's mom
  • Pisces: Glenn Coco
The Signs As Mean Girls Characters

Aries: Janis Ian

Taurus: Mrs. George

Cancer: Aaron Samuels

Gemini: Regina George

Leo: Kevin Gnapoor

Virgo: Ms. Norbury

Libra: Gretchen Wieners

Scorpio: Cady Heron

Sagittarius: Damian

Capricorn: Glen Cocoo

Aquarius: Mr. Duvall

Pisces: Karen Smith

40 quotes from Mean Girls to celebrate the 10 year anniversary!

1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

2. “Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

3. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

4. “We only carry sizes one, three and five. You could try Sears.”

5. “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”

6. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

7. Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.” 
Damian: “Say crack again.”
Janis: “Crack.”

8. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

9. “I’m a mouse, duh.”

10. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

11. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

12. “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

13. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

14. “I want to lose three pounds.”

15. “I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

16. “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

17. “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”

18. “If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

19. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.”

20. “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”

21. “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!”

22. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

23. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

24. “I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”

25. “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

26. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

27. “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

28. “Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!”

29. “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

30. “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

31. “There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

32. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

33. Damian: “My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.”
 Ms. Norbury: “Your Nana and I have that in common.”

34. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

35. “She doesn’t even go here!”

36. “I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.”

37. “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

38. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

39. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.”

40. “This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent. Thank you.”