mrs iglesias

YURI!!! ON ICE EPISODE 7

So let’s think again about this wonderful rollercoaster we got tonight 

at first we see yuri and he’s nervous AF like for real 

(notice victor in the background? he’s so in love

Victor then tells him to get some rest (and of course he’ll be there too because they’re in fucking love and shit) 

meanwhile the cute and innocent Guang-Hong Ji performs and looks majestic AF. like some cute lil’ fairy 

his performance is about some mafia and gangsta shit and he thinks about his backstory all the time, Georgi can be seen playing an enemy in his mind and then - tam tam tam - his character meets “old friends” and whom does he picture? g u e s s 

FUCKING RIGHT 

LEO DE LA IGLESIA, hot Mr. USA with even hotter eyebrows! that boy’s the shit and Guang-Hong fucking knows this! (they are so together) 

he finishes and is surrounded by loads of teddy bears bc he’s smol and has to be protected (i bet the one he’s holding is from LEO)

he’s kinda pissed and wants to quit social media but pls child do yourself and us a favor and keep your instagram updatet (cute pics w/Leo pls) 

Guang-Hongs performance drives yuri even more insane, he’s a fucking wrack, he can’t handle himself. and he still hasn’t got any sleep (just like me right now) 

victor HAS TO STEP in 

next one to perform is phichit and he’s glorious as ever, he shines and everyone is bewitched - the world (and myself) loves him 

after phichit we see Christophe, who - as usual - jerks off at the end of his performance, I guess he loves nothing more than himself and the attention he gets (but I guess he wouldn’t turn down victors ass) 

(here he’s releasing himself) 

BUT 

Christophe’s performance gave us some major throwback to a flowercrown goddess named victor who looks a fucking lot like Lana Del Rey (or should I say: Lana Del GAY) for some reason 

During this time victor took yuri to a parking lot (??) to calm him down 

where he - for some unknown reason - can still hear the cheering of the fans

I mean it’s a parking lot, it shouldn’t be that near? 

he looks wasted. he looks like he popped too much molly the night before 

I feel sorry for him 

some prep talk down in the parking lot 

I think this looks a lot like a soon to be kiss scene 

but then we’re interrupted by Phichit and his score and the USA hottie called Leo 

because now is his fucking time to shine (you’d think) 

but no, back to the gays 

victor came up with a plan to motivate yuri but it backfires .. kinda 

he still thinks he did the right thing (maybe he did?)

no bebe pls 

he’s kinda hating himself right now 

victor’s not prepared for what’s coming

all I see is a baby that has to be protected at all costs (and needs to be comforted by his one true love and mentor victor)

but NO with all this drama going on we missed Leo’s performance (which was fucking hot obvi bc he’s super hot and his boyfriend’s cute af so what the fuck went wrong?) 

he looks so disappointed. Guang-Hong should cheer him up ASAP 

then Georgi pulls off another emo performance which is so obvi about his ex that she fucking leaves the room (me too girl, me too) and then he gets even more emo. his thoughts during that performance gave me the creeps 

the two bfs enter the scene, they look kinda down like they had a huge fight 

pls make up in a special way, pretty pleeease 

a rare yurio appears, checks his instagram and realizes that he missed the oh-so-important kür, ooooops (I guess)

a good bf is there to watch his SO

he catches his (used) tissue, in medieval times that would be considered immense flirting y’know 

oh my 

he let it fall on purpose to do the HAIR THINGY i’m dead

he looks ready to fight and to cheer for his better half 

and yuri nails it, he’s so good and he looks more gorgeous THAN EVER! Nobody expected him to be that sexy and badass and perf and victor is there like “It’s all mine” 

“Look at my hot ass boyfriend, can’t wait to get that ass into my bed tonight”

then he does some extravagant shit and some really daring turns and twists and combinations that even victor didn’t do at the end of a performance 

he surprises everyone, but victor the most 

how?

HOW??? 

and then there’s yurio sitting in front of the TV and is like 

“I’m kinda pissed but also impressed” 

then yuri finishes 

and he stands there and waits for a sign from victor; approval, happiness, anger 

but he just 

runs

at first he’s confused bc his mentor fucking runs but then he gets the message and 

starts to ice skate into victors direction 

he thinks he did finde and that victor is satisfied with his performance 

but then 

victor shows him that didn’t just fine 

He did GREAT and therefore deserves a fucking kiss in front of fucking everyone because they are gay AF and they’re not afraid to show it 

everyone on the bleachers was like O_o 

this is the look of love the look of pure admiration and they just love eachother so deeply, they care for eachother so much and make eachother so happy and they need to be together. they bring out the best in eachother, they’re so pure and need to be protected 

after this glorious kiss the show had to go on and the champ was - tam tam tam - 

Phichit!!!!! and he deserved it (in my opinion)

I’d even say Yuri wasn’t disappointed because he had other things on his mind in that moment, *sigh*

there was only one person who was not fucking happy about the kiss and all the love 

smol and angry kitten yurio sat in front of the TV and promised himself to get revenge (and I’m really excited to see that tbh) 

but he’ll be met by the cloud of love that surrounds victor and yuri and will be immediately a fluffy smol kitten with no anger left 

this love should surround the world and everyone deserves to be happy and I’m fucking happy and I love them, bye 

Nothing says relaxation like a 29 hour journey crammed on a plane! If I didn’t love destinations so much I would never travel. I really thought the world would have hoover crafts and teleportation devices by now. Science, you are failing me! How many drinks can a person have before they turn into Mrs. Iglesias? I feel as if I’m teetering on the line. If I am not back to the condos by Friday night I’ve been grounded somewhere between Sri Lanka and NYC.