When was the last time each of the Gotham Rogues cried?
Harley Quinn: Two weeks ago. She saw one of those ASPCA commercials while watching Doctor Phil with Ivy and cried about the sad puppies for an hour and a half
Poison Ivy: Three months ago this coming Sunday. She was terrorizing Gotham (as you do) when some little boy told her that Mushrooms didn’t count as plants and they got into an argument.
Catwoman: The last time she got arrested. She figured that some crocodile tears might help her escape- unsurprisingly, it worked
Joker: has this man,, ever seen, or shed,,,,,, a Tear of His Own?
Riddler: Last night. He was getting caught up on Ghost Adventures at 1 am when he saw a shake weight he bought months ago and realized that he was never gonna use it
Killer Croc: Also last night. Hes got feelings, and it’s not wrong to let them out, Karen!!
Penguin: Two months ago. He got shampoo in his real eye while in the shower and proceeded to sob for two hours
Scarecrow: twelve days ago. He got to his dentist appointment late and didn’t want people to assume that he was a human disaster but he didn’t know how to tell the secretary that he was there and just ended up throwing up in the bathroom before leaving
Mr. Freeze: he’s crying right now- what can I say he’s a loving and supportive Husband who just wants his beautiful Wife back,, dang it now I’m crying too
Two-Face: three days ago when he stubbed his toe. It hurt a lot but he had to stub the other one too or it wouldn’t be even and dammit now he’s got two stubbed toes!
Bane: Half a year ago. He doesn’t cry often but a certain local Gotham Drug Store will never forget the day they ran out of Bane’s favorite brand of Chocolate Protein Mix for the Muscles. They have not run out since.
Mad Hatter: Six hours ago. He read a nasty review online about the reboot Wonderland films
Red Hood: (Like I was gonna leave this emotional train wreck of a human being out of this) Last month. He occasionally goes to an old fashioned book club with some nice grandmas and their most recent read was The Warrior Cat spin off novel Crookedstar’s Promise