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Tam Bir Başyapıt Olan 72 Film Önerisi

1- The Shawshank Redemption - Esaretin Bedeli(1994)

2- The Intouchables - Can Dostum(2011)

3- Black(2005)

4-Her(2013)

5- Mr. Nobody - Bay Hiçkimse(2009)

6- Forrest Gump(1994)

7-Saving Private Ryan - Saving Private Ryan(1998)

8-The Green Mile - Yeşil Yol(1999)

9- 3 idiots - 3 Aptal(2009)

10- Pi (1998)

11- Fight Club - Dövüş Kulübü(1999)

12- Leon: The Professional - Sevginin Gücü(1994)

13-Shutter Island - Zindan Adası (2010)

14- Life of Pi, Pi'nin Yaşamı(2012)

15- Catch Me If You Can - Sıkıysa Yakala(2002)

16-Barfi: Aşkın Dile İhtiyacı Yoktur(2012)

17-A Beautiful Mind - Akıl Oyunları(2001)

18 - My Name Is Khan - Benim Adım Khan(2010)

19-Taare Zameen Par - Her Çocuk Özeldir(2007)

20- Schindler’s List - Schindler'in Listesi(1993)

21- The Godfather - Baba (1972)

22- Pulp Fiction - Ucuz Roman(1994)

23- The Notebook - Not Defteri(2004)

24- Big Fish - Büyük Balık(2003)

25 - Stock And Two Smoking Barrels - Ateşten Kalbe, Akıldan DumanaLock(1998)

26- Trainspotting(1996)

27- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Sil Baştan(2004)

28 - Good Will Hunting - Can Dostum(1997)

29- Django Unchained - Zincirsiz(2012)

30- Inglourious Basterds - Soysuzlar Çetesi(2009)

31- Oldboy - İhtiyar Delikanlı(2009)

32- Se7en - Yedi(1995)

33- Pride & Prejudice - Aşk ve Gurur(2005)

34- Scent of a Woman - Kadın Kokusu(1992)

35-Requiem For A Dream - Bir Rüya İçin Ağıt(2000)

36- Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)

37- Sin City - Günah Şehri(2005)

38- Snatch - Kapışma(2000)

39- 12 Angry Men - 12 Kızgın Adam(1957)

40- Silver Linings Playbook - Umut Işığım(2012)

41- Hannibal(2001)

42- The Pursuit of Happyness - Umudunu Kaybetme(2007)

43- Rang De Basanti- Onu Sarıya Boya(2006)

44- American History X - Geçmişin Gölgesinde(1998)

45- Das Boot(1982)

46- Do Your Thing - Dil Chahta Hai(2001)

47- Blue Is the Warmest Color - La vie d'Adèle - Mavi En Sıcak Renktir(2013)

48- Despicable Me - Çılgın Hırsız (2010)

49- The Butterfly Effect - Kelebek Etkisi(2004)

50- Donnie Darko - Karanlık Yolculuk(2001)

51- Rain Man - Yağmur Adam(1998)

52- Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi- Sende Rabbimi Gördüm(2008)

53- Incendies - İçimdeki Yangın(2010)

54- Truman Show(1998)

55- The Usual Suspects - Olağan Şüpheciler(1995)

56- Perfume: The Story of a Murderer - Koku: Bir Katilin Hikayesi(2007)

57- Ted - Ayı Teddy(2012)

58- Dead Poets Society - Ölü Ozanlar Derneği(1989)

59- Shame - Utanç(2011)

60- Downfall - Çöküş(2004)

61- The Man from Earth - Dünyalı(2007)

62- My Sassy Girl - Hırçın Sevgilim(2001)

63 - Warrior - Savaşcı(2011)

64- Green Street Hooligans - Yeşil Sokak Holiganları(2005)

65- Reservoir Dogs - Rezervuar Köpekleri(1992)

66- Life Is Beautiful - Hayat Güzeldir(1997)

67 - A Separation - Bir Ayrılık (2011)

68 - Up - Yukarı Bak(2009)

69- Apocalypto - Apokalipto(2007)

70- Edward Scissorhands - Edward Makaseller(1990)

71- Love Actually - Aşk Her Yerde(2003)

72- Cinderella Man(2005)

alien emoji rating

I really like aliens so I’ll go ahead and rate my little boys

Apple:

He looks cute and kind of nice, this shows that aliens do come in piece, the gradient effect gives a 3 D  S P A C E  P I N B A L L feel which is a nice touch. 4/5. He’s really nice, someone give him live stock for his planet.

Goolge:

I’m not sure Google is aware of the popular conception of aliens, but maybe they know something we don’t???? The colors are flat, something that in most cases is not bad, but this time it is, he seeks intelligent life yet he looks as he has no life at all. 1/5.

Microsoft:

He’s conventionally attractive and happy for some reaon, I’d let him make patterns in my crops, the T H I C C lines are not the best idea but the glow in his eyes are perfect. Not the best desing choices but I can deal with it. 3/5.

Samsung:

Isn’t this the most visually pleasing gradient ever made by human kind? But not for this guy, he looks like he’s dying cuz can’t breath our oxygen, poor fellow, also his face looks strange, he might as well be Mr. Burns. 3/5. Looks really smug and I bet this kid thinks he’s the smartest guy in the class.

LG:

Straight out of the uncanny valley, the face you’d expect to see from a badly written creepypasta edited over an old photo that’s supposed to possess you, looks scary, creepy and offsetting but not in the nice way aliens are supposed to look. Please deport him to his planet. 0/5. Save your children from LG cellphones.

HTC:

Look at this guy, like LOOK at This gUY!! His cute smile, this lime boy looks so mischievous, probably on space Santa’s naughty children list. The lines, the colors and the E D G E S are so pleasing to the eyes. 5/5. I’d let this guy invade my planet any day and eradicate all sentient matter without hesitation.

Facebook:

He’s scary, creepy and offsetting in the nice way aliens are supposed to be, the soulless eyes and the grey color blend so nice together making him intimidating and also hypnotizing. 5/5. Please take me away with you and use me as a guinea pig for your nefastus plots. 

Messenger:

The colors looks like he’s from a flash animation and his face of utter disgust makes him unpleasant, I’ll take him with my leader because I don’t wanna deal with him. 3/5. You might be ugly, but you’re the designated emoji for most of my chats.

Twitter:

He’s minimalistic and cute, this grey buddy is my friend, please hug him and treat him nicely, he just want diplomatic relations with our planet, give him love and natural resources, he deserves them. 4/5.

Mozilla:

This guy is not an alien, he’s a light outlet. He’s nice and is probably that one cousin they sit with you on family gatherings, not because you get along, but because they want you to keep him from doing something stupid like breaking a bowl or causing a nuclear holocaust. 2/5. Sorry Kyle, I’m not your baby sister.

Ways to bring back Leonard Snart:

1. Flashpoint makes Len never join the Legends/ leave them halfway
2. Reverse Flash plucking him from timeline
3. Being “scattered” across time like the legends were at the beginning of S2
4. Lazarus Pit
5. Mr. Mxyzptlk and his 5th dimensional reality warping powers
6. Legends plucking Leonard out of timeline
7. Speedster yanking him away before he “dies”
8. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

Ways they brought back Leonard Snart:
1. Flashbacks
2. Hallucinations

COME ON. WE MISS HIM!

People who deserve the world and everything the world has to offer :
1. Magnus Bane
2. Alec Lightwood’s boyfriend
3. Max and Rafael Lightwood Bane’s adopted dad
4. High warlock of Brooklyn
5. Mr. Bane
6. Chairman Meow’s human
7. Warlock Representative of the downworlder council
8. Raphael’s mentor
9. Catarina’s friend
10. Prince of Edom

5 Times Pie Would Have Saved the Day in Classic Literature

It is a truth universally acknowledged that pie is beautiful and delicious, and classic novels are full of characters gritting through their complicated, difficult lives. But what if these characters had a heartwarming slice of pie? Things could have been very different…


1. Captain Ahab. Was ever a man more in need of a slice of coconut cream pie? Like the giant whale Moby Dick, coconut cream pie is large and white, but far less likely to induce unholy fury and a life-shattering revenge spree. Plus, Ahab would have to sail to some beautiful tropic isle to obtain the requisite coconuts, and a balmy tropic vacation could only do good things for his chilly temper.


2. Scarlett O’Hara. This feisty Southern belle has demonstrated time and again that she won’t give her heart away easily. The only solution to her inevitable loneliness is a cherry pie as bold, classic, and all-American as Scarlett herself.


3. Dorian Gray. Rich, dreamy, and devilishly smooth. Are we describing Dorian Gray or a chocolate silk pie? You don’t know, and that’s why they’re the perfect match. Perhaps if Dorian had been able to channel the passions of his youth into eating chocolate pies, he wouldn’t have turned out as dark and bitter as a Ghiradelli 86% cacao bar. Just sayin’.


4. Miss Havisham. Jilted at the altar. Left alone with her misery in a rotting home. Surrounded for years by reminders of her thwarted romance. This woman needs some SUNSHINE in her life, for goodness’ sake! No pie is better suited to the task than a cheery lemon meringue. Its pillowy meringue, sunny yellow curd, and buttery crust are enough to make anyone clear out the cobwebs and start spring cleaning.


5. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. Look, man. We know you tried. But heading into a proposal with the general game plan of “Insult family, point out her inferiority, bring up class difference, overwhelm her with ardent love” was a pretty poor strategy, all things considered. Imagine how things might have gone over with Elizabeth B. if you had shown up, casually, with a steaming rhubarb pie. You could have told her her that the bold tartness of the rhubarb reminds you of her stinging wit, but that you believe she could also be subtly sweet. Things could have gone so much better for you, Darcy.

But, since you botched the first proposal attempt, maybe you should go practice swimming in the lake at Pemberley. Don’t ask us why.

Yes, Mr. Park | Pt. 5

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut / Angst
Summary: Who is in control now?
Chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

If this was a movie, you could just go and get in the nearest taxi and drive off the scene. If this was a movie, you could just skip time and already be somewhere else, learned from the past and moved on. Or maybe if this was a movie, you wouldn’t even be at this stupid meeting right now, but unfortunately this was real life. Your life.

Keep reading

Reactions / observations - BTS performance on Golden Disk Awards

1 - Yoongi is back

2 - Hoseok looking into your soul

3 - Taehyung looks so happy … this beautiful smile

4 - Wait … Was that an attempt to imitate Nam, Mr. Kim Taehyung?

5 - Kim Namjoon sweating … I’m dead

6 - Okay, I was not dead … but, after that Jungkook blink I can say, yes, I’m dead

7 - RUDE, SO RUDE

8 -  YOONGI IS BACK BITCHES

A list of the sweetest and the most kind hearted people in the Shadow World :
1. Magnus Bane
2. High warlock of Brooklyn
3. Alec Lightwood’s boyfriend
4. Mr. Bane
5. Raphael Santiago’s adopted dad
6. Max and Rafael Lightwood Bane’s papa
7. Mags
8. The most powerful warlock in Brooklyn
9. Prince of Edom
10. Ragnor and Cat’s best/oldest friend

My Favorite South Park Fanfictions:

Warning: ALL OF THESE STORIES CONTAIN SO MUCH YAOI LOVE, SMUT, FLUFF, SEX, EVERYWHERE!!!!! :)

Kyman:

 1.  Don’t Touch Me - Soul Flash

 2. Falling From Grace - jusAgurl93x

 3. Better Left Unsung - Cutie Pie 9335

 4. Boundaries - Cutie Pie 9335

 5. You’re All That Matters To Me - xEmerald Isle

 6. A Knife To The Back - Rigato Caravl

 7. Well - Takethe Blanket

 8. I’m Just A Killer For Your Love - StalkerDex

 9. The Art Of Sneaking - Yummykyman

Style:

 1. The Deepest Cuts Don’t Bleed - scarylolita

 2. Bromance Is For Pussies - inu382

 3. The Other Table - SekritOMG

4. In Pieces - scarylolita

 5. Impossible - Suki-Itami

Bunny:

 1. I Will Die For You - South Park Trekkie

Stanman:

 1. Do You Wanna Touch Me? - MoonAngelNine

 2. Bittersweet Bundle Of Misery - StalkerDex

 3. Significant Other - everlasting-luv

Staig:

 1. High School Reunion - Monthadog

 2. Sexual Tension - BattyCore

 3. Two Faces - everlasting-luv

K2:

 1. Blue Days - Koi Carp

 2. Cursed - scarylolita

 3. Liar Liar - scarylolita

Creek:

 1. Some Boys Are Monsters - Eerily

 2. Best Bet - IDRC

 3. If You’re Bored, Then You’re Boring - scarlettshazam

 4. Addict - mr. eames

 5. Broken - eksley05

Crenny:

 1. About Last Night - scarylolita

 2. Life’s Worth - Cap’n Morgan

 3. Poison - McTuckerAddict

 4. I Don’t Need A Superhero - scarylolita

Cutters/Buttman:

 1. Talking With His Mouth Closed - Druekee

 2. Rain Go Away - angelhamby931


I personally love all of these stories and have reread most of them at least three times. Go and support your Fanfiction authors, because they deserve it!