Story Time:

So I’m watching Hey Arnold and I just remembered this one time someone called in pretending to be a customer at the bank I work at and like, it so obviously wasn’t the customer because they couldn’t verify the really important stuff. And the guy sounded JUST like Mr. Kokoschka.

Oh, Mr. Kokoschka… Did Susie throw you out again? Are you resorting to identity theft now? Is Arnold going to have to teach you another lesson?