mr. skunk

Why is nobody talking about

the fact that Nick sold Mr. Big a skunk butt rug?

WHERE DID HE GET THE SKUNK

Sheep wool, that’s chill, you just shave the sheep, but they don’t give their lives for a godd*mn rug

Do Zootopia animals use the pelts of the deceased for decoration?

That’s morbid as heck, imagine a human making a rug out of the hide of another human???

 “Why is he making all these weird grunts and panting?! Wait… is he laughing? What I said wasn’t even that funny. I haven’t even considered he could laugh at all in spite of his smug smile and cool facade… Now that I think of it I’ve never actually seen his teeth, they look so sharp.”

 I forget I have my own characters sometimes, Happy skunktember!