mr. showtime

showtime exec: mr. lynch, we’d love to revive your cult hit series twin peaks!

david lynch: *says nothing, staring intensely at the curtains*

showtime exec: mr. lynch?

david lynch: *turns to look at exec, ominous rumbling noise*

showtime exec: you could put in some fun callbacks to the original ser-

david lynch: there’s gonna be a talking tree.