mr. pokeylope

Things that will never not be funny in Psychonauts
  • You can summon an old man to give you advice by waving a piece of bacon in front of your ear.
  • The super-scary mutant fish in the lake who talks like a sage’s real name is LINDA.
  • there’s a turtle who has a deep black man voice named Mr. Pokeylope.
  • Raz being unable to levitate over water and Milla implying that the problem is that he wets the bed (when it’s actually a psychic gypsy curse).
  • Lili’s reaction to the news that she and Raz are the only people who can save the day is to proclaim that they should make out
  • the entirety of Lungfishopolis
  • the “delicate operation” to put the brains back in people is to literally shove it back in through their ear using a funnel
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End-game campgrounds talk. Plus Pokeylope.

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Awww she was Reunited with her turtle!!!!

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The fuck?! The turtle is talking!

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Oh my love for this game, it hasn’t changed at all.

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