Stone Cold Steve Austin shakes Mr. McMahon’s hand [April 1st, 2001]
At the conclusion of perhaps the greatest WrestleMania of all-time, signifying the end of the infamous Attitude Era, a moment closed the show that rocked the WWF off of its foundation. Perhaps a sign of changes to come and history to be made, Stone Cold Steve Austin turns on his legions of fans and shakes the very hand of the man he’s done nothing but raise hell for since the get-go.
Austin and Mr. McMahon came together in a mutual agreement, something of an, “I scratch your back, you scratch mine”. While Austin was hell-bent on remaining the WWF Champion, McMahon needed an ally in the battle of WWF Vs. WCW, a war which had begun less than a week earlier when Mr. McMahon’s son, Shane, bought the WCW company out from under his father. Though the friendship was short-lived, due to Austin joining The Alliance in the long run, the few months they were together had some classic television, including singing, battle for friendship supremacy, and an unforgettable exchange of cowboy hats.
On this day: Umaga’s reward for representing Mr. McMahon in the upcoming Battle of the Billionaires is a Title shot against Jeff Hardy that The Samoan Bulldozer converts into his first taste of gold in WWE, the Intercontinental Championship. (2/19/07)
At Backlash 2006, the father/son team of Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon took on Shawn Michaels and his partner… God. Like, the God. The alleged man in the sky, the powerful force, the entity, the almighty, the creator, etc. etc. etc.
Anyway, this whole anti-God, feud with HBK led to Vince McMahon doing some craaazy sacrilegious shit, including declaring himself the supreme being whilst at the altar of a church. In this hysterical backstage segment from Backlash prior to the match, Candice Michelle approaches Mr. McMahon backstage to ask him to heal her chest cold. As Vince starts acting absolutely insane and Candice reacts, Shane busts in to let Vince know that their match is coming up. McMahon’s reaction to Shane cracked me up, but the shot of Jim Ross after the segment made this moment legendary. Try not to laugh. I dare you.
Request by Anon: Anything hot and horny with Shane McMahon please, maybe a bit of dom with me being the sub.
Shane was sitting at his desk doing some paperwork when he phone started vibrating. “I need your cock daddy.” The text says. Before he has a chance to respond, his phone vibrates again and a picture pops up.
Shane feels his cock getting hard so he texts back, “Daddy will be home soon baby girl, but don’t touch yourself. You know the consequences if you do.” “I won’t daddy, I’m going to be a good girl and wait for you.”
Shane leans over to his phone and calls his assistant. “Yes Mr. McMahon?” She asks into the phone. “I have to leave a little early today to tend to some really important business, so can you take all of the phone calls and let everybody know not to bother me unless it’s life or death?” He asks. “Yes sir.” She says hanging up.
He stands up and walks out of the door. When he gets in his car, he hooks his phone up to the Bluetooth and calls you. “Hello Daddy.” You say. “Hey baby girl, what are you doing?” He asks. “Laying on the bed waiting for you to get home.” You tell him. “I hope you’re in the correct position when I get there, Daddy would hate to punish you.” He says. “I’ve been in position since I texted you earlier Daddy.” You say moaning a little bit.
“You must really want Daddy’s cock, well you’re about to get it baby girl because I’m pulling in the drive way now. I’ll be up in a second baby.” He says. You moan in response as he hangs the phone up. You hear a door open a close and someone walking up the steps. The bedroom door opens and you hear Shane groan at the sight of you. “You look so sexy on you hands and knees baby girl, I can’t wait to be inside you.” He says throwing his shirt and tie to the side.
He walks over to you and places his hands on your ass and rubs over your cheeks. You let out a moan and he says, “I’m so glad you haven’t disobeyed Daddy baby, so proud of you.” He slides his hands down to your pussy and says, “You’re so wet for me and I haven’t even done anything yet.” He slides a finger between your lips and you let out a loud moan. “Tell me what you want baby.” He says kissing your thighs.
“I want you to use your fingers and tongue on me and fuck me hard with your big cock Daddy.” You say trying to hold back a moan. “Lay down on your back and hold your legs.” He says. You do what he says and he leans down to kiss you. You feel his fingers sliding down your stomach and over your lips. He slips two fingers inside you and you moan arching your back up. His other arm pushes you back down and he starts trailing down your body kissing everywhere.
He kisses the insides of your thighs and says, “Don’t move too much baby girl, I would hate to tie you down.” He kisses around your womanhood and pulls his fingers out. His arms wrap around your legs and he plunges his tongue inside you.
You moan loudly as he’s eating you out and you ask, “D-Daddy can I touch your hair?” He stops briefly and says, “Yes you can baby.” He goes back to tongue fucking you and your hands run through his hair.
“I’m about to come Daddy.” You moan. “Let it go baby, come in my mouth.” He says. His words pushed you over the edge and you release all over his mouth.
He pulls his head up and wipes his mouth. You look down to see his bulge trying to escape his pants so you grab him by the belt and pull him closer.
You unbuckle his belt and slide his pants and underwear down to the floor. His member pops out and he says, “Go ahead and suck it baby girl.” You obey him and put your mouth on his head and start easing your head down on his cock.
Once you get used to it, you start bobbing your head back and forth faster and Shane starts moaning loudly. He starts thrusting and you feel his cock go deeper in your throat. “You’re so good at taking me baby, I’m going to fuck you so good and hard since you’re being such a good girl.” He says pulling the hair out of your face.
You can tell he’s getting close but he pulls out and lays you on your stomach and plunges his dick inside you. You let out a pornographic moan and he starts pounding into you.
“You’re such a good girl, taking my cock so well. Want me to come in your tight little pussy or in your mouth?” He asks grabbing your arms and pulling you up towards him.
“Please come in my pussy Daddy, want to feel it inside me.” You say throwing your head back. His thrusts start becoming sloppy you feel a tingly feeling in your stomach. You come again as soon as he releases his seed inside you and he sets you back on your stomach and pulls out.
“You were so good for Daddy baby, I’m so glad I didn’t have to punish you.” He says kissing your back. You feel his come slipping out of your pussy while you’re trying to catch your breath, but you feel his hand go down there and he slides his finger up so his come is on his finger.
He puts the finger in front of your mouth and you suck on it so he won’t get mad at you. “I love you baby girl, thank you for being so good for Daddy.” He says. “I love you too Daddy.