mr. krabs quotes

The Signs as Spongebob Quotes
  • Aries: Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
  • Taurus: Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
  • Gemini: Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
  • Cancer: Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • Leo: Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
  • Virgo: Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
  • Libra: Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
  • Scorpio: Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
  • Sagittarius: Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
  • Capricorn: Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
  • Aquarius: Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
  • Pisces: Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."
Real convincing
  • (Knockout decides to play a prank on Starscream. He draws a really crappy ghost on the back of a datapad, and attaches the pad to a fishing pole. He then proceeds to dangle it through the window of Starscream's quarters.)
  • Knockout: "WOOOOooooo!"
  • Starscream: "OH MY GOSH! A FLOATING DATAPAD!!!!!!"
  • Knockout: (0__o) *Reaches in and flips around the datapad* "I'm not a datapad, I'm a ghost!!!"
The signs as SpongeBob quotes

Aries: “Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is there! Standing at the concession, plotting his oppression!”

Taurus: “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

Gemini: “It’s my ex boyfriend Octavius Wex, Mr. long, tan, and handsome.”

Cancer: “Do you like this one better? I made this one with my tears.”

Leo: “If I had a dollar for every brain you didn’t have I’d have one dollar.”

Virgo: “That smell, that smelly smell that smells…smelly.”

Libra: “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

Scorpio: “Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!”

Sagittarius: “I hate all of you.”

Capricorn: “I’d say I’M Dirty Dan.”

Aquarius: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

Pisces: “If I were to suddenly die in some firey explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well that’d just be okay.”

Signs as Spongebob Quotes

Aries: “Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.” -Karen the computer wife

Taurus: “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright” -Spongebob

Gemini: “I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” -Spongebob

Cancer: “Excuse me sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face” -Spongebob

Leo: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” -Pearl

Virgo: “Gary what are you doing here? YOU’RE CAUSING A SCENE!!!” -Spongebob

Libra: “Squidward, you’re steaming. You’re like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.” -Spongebob

Scorpio: “Well, it’s not secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” -Spongebob

Sagittarius: “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” -Spongebob

Capricorn: “Well it may be stupid but it’s also dumb” -Patrick

Aquarius: “Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me” -Patrick

Pisces: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” -Patrick