mr. bone's wild ride

For the second time in history, an old democrat will leave a legacy of a Trail of Tears in the name of American populism.

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One truly sadistic RollerCoaster Tycoon player made “Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride”, a 30,696-foot-long coaster. For comparison, the longest real roller coaster is Japan’s Steel Dragon 2000, at 8,133 feet. More importantly, Steel Dragon hits a top speed of 95 mph, while, in a cruel mockery of its name, Wild Ride tops off at 5 and averages 3. In real time, Wild Ride takes 70 minutes to complete. In game time, it takes over a year. Riders are simply bored by the glacial pace at first. Then they’re confused. Then they want to get off. They all want to get off. They grow hungry and thirsty but never die, because the park won’t allow it, the ride itself somehow giving them just enough sustenance to continue their wild ride.

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I want to die. The teacher played this video talking about Genesis’ flood myth from the bible and the narrator was some edgy kid who was putting on a voice and there was a piano version of In The End by Linkin Park playing in the background. Im like stuck in this neck bearded shitty libertarian atheist twilight zone every time i step foot on campus. Community college is the Mr. Bones Wild Ride simulator and im fucking nauseous.

Tl;dr: Intro to Mythology is a trip yall.

you thought the harry potter series ended in 2007, when the deathly hallows was published

you thought it was officially over in 2011, when the deathly hallows part 2 came out

now there’s a play and new films and books and only one reaction image can sum up the new harry potter material

[Image: a screencap from Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 associated with Mr Bones’ Wild Ride. It is a line of people waiting for a ride next to a skeleton and a sign that reads ‘The ride never ends’.]

My friend vs Sans
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THE THING ABOUT UNDERTALE IS, THE SPOILERS NEVER STOP!!! THERE’S SO MUCH!!! SO MUCH SHIT!!!

“OH I’VE BEATEN THE GAME TIME TOO LOOK UP FA-” NO YOU HAVEN’T 

“WELL NOW I’VE BEFRIENDED EVERYONE SO I’M SURE I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHARA-” NO YOU DON’T

“ALRIGHT NOW I’VE FINALLY GOTTEN THE REAL AND TRUE AND LAST ENDING SO-” LISTEN YOU EITHER GO THRU IT AGAIN AND SLAUGHTER ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU STILL DON’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT HAPPENS, EVERYTHING IS STILL SPOILERS

NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE BITS OF EXTRA DIALOGUE FOR SECOND THIRD FOURTH AND FIFTH PLAYTHROUGHS, OR JUST REPEATING SPECIFIC SCENARIOS, IN SPECIFIC PATTERNS

IT NEVER ENDS