One truly sadistic RollerCoaster Tycoon player made “Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride”, a 30,696-foot-long coaster. For comparison, the longest real roller coaster is Japan’s Steel Dragon 2000, at 8,133 feet. More importantly, Steel Dragon hits a top speed of 95 mph, while, in a cruel mockery of its name, Wild Ride tops off at 5 and averages 3. In real time, Wild Ride takes 70 minutes to complete. In game time, it takes over a year. Riders are simply bored by the glacial pace at first. Then they’re confused. Then they want to get off. They all want to get off. They grow hungry and thirsty but never die, because the park won’t allow it, the ride itself somehow giving them just enough sustenance to continue their wild ride.
I want to die. The teacher played this video talking about Genesis’ flood myth from the bible and the narrator was some edgy kid who was putting on a voice and there was a piano version of In The End by Linkin Park playing in the background. Im like stuck in this neck bearded shitty libertarian atheist twilight zone every time i step foot on campus. Community college is the Mr. Bones Wild Ride simulator and im fucking nauseous.
I wanna quit right now, take me off Mr. Bone's wild ride
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THE THING ABOUT UNDERTALE IS, THE SPOILERS NEVER STOP!!! THERE’S SO MUCH!!! SO MUCH SHIT!!!
“OH I’VE BEATEN THE GAME TIME TOO LOOK UP FA-” NO YOU HAVEN’T
“WELL NOW I’VE BEFRIENDED EVERYONE SO I’M SURE I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHARA-” NO YOU DON’T
“ALRIGHT NOW I’VE FINALLY GOTTEN THE REAL AND TRUE AND LAST ENDING SO-” LISTEN YOU EITHER GO THRU IT AGAIN AND SLAUGHTER ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU STILL DON’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT HAPPENS, EVERYTHING IS STILL SPOILERS
NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE BITS OF EXTRA DIALOGUE FOR SECOND THIRD FOURTH AND FIFTH PLAYTHROUGHS, OR JUST REPEATING SPECIFIC SCENARIOS, IN SPECIFIC PATTERNS