mr. balloon hands

Rofl....just found this transcription

that I made for a buddy who wasn’t anglophone xDDD of the “drinking out of cups” youtube video.

what does this guy think he is, an indian? 
What is he, a goddamn asshole? What the fuck is he doin’?
Not ever.
No way.
Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hammered away like he’s freakin’ Tommy Noble. 
What the hell’s he doin’?
Thinks he’s got it goin’ boss nova … No way, no way…
What is the ga'bage? (garbage)
What is this? Oh I’m … king of the trees, I’m the tree-meister … I count on them.

[When sometimes I (brag? pry?) I like to (steelst)]
Yeah right …. yeeeah right
This guy’s a faggot. The guy’s some sort of faggot indian in the teepee. Who does this guy think he is, he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - BULL. SHIT. Bullshit

aflkjg such a bitch, he thinks he’s Miss Sand (?), drinking out of cups…bein’ a bitch.

How ‘bout her fist? How bout her fabulusk(?) bardt (?)
Tired of the little kid in the background fuckin’ goin’ craaazzzaayy
Who’s this guy? Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloon Hands. No way. No way, get real. Like those things 

Mr. Walk Way. Mr. Walk Down Me, I’m The Walk Way … lead me to the building - fuck you!

5, 6, 4, 3

Yeeaheh Right!

Here’s some stupid bitch. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way!
Never payin’ for no floor ever again. Not ONCE, not NEVA! Nope -

Who’s chair is that? Who brought that goddamn chair here - not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem - that’s what I say.

No way. Stupid dresses.
Stupid flowers.

Lighthouses rule. You don’t like the lighthouse, you suck!

What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited? 
Seahorse - Sea HELLWhat is this? Get real. I’m in love with sea horses. I’m in love with 'em. They’re so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses. They’re fuckin’ unreal, I love them. 

They’re like all the clocks - I love them. I love sea horses. And I love lookin’ at 'em.
And I love SEA SHELLS. I love sea shell things. I love things with sea shells and sea horses on 'em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags. I love 'em.

Sea horses. For-eva.

Mr. Sadler’s balloon ascent (Hand coloured etching); James Sadler and Captain Paget over the Mermaid Theatre Gardens in Hackney [East Thorpe in Essex]; London, Monday August 12th, 1811.