mr. nobody

my fav things in F8, in no particular order:

*Shaw’s exasperated sigh when told he has to take his lil’ bro with him

*Mama Shaw fake-crying to guilt her son

“these assholes aren’t gonna kill themselves”

*the BABY. also, the BABY and SHAW <3

*the Rock and Mr. Nobody being such dads to Eric

~ on that note, the Rock being the asshole!dad and Mr. Nobody being the encouraging yet hilariously hands-off parent ~

~ also the Rock referring to Eric as a girl and Eric just completely ignoring it ~

~ the Rock’s super dramatic “you gotta personally avert WWIII and save the whole world” speech only @Eric ~

*Roman speaking “Russian”

“what are you, twelve?”

*actually every single thing Roman and Eric said to each other in the movie

*the hilariously escalating trash-talk between Deckard and the Rock that cumulated in the toothbrush threat that no one could take seriously

*EVERYTHING