important things to remember

  • three houses stood between harry potter and pansy parkinson
  • mr & mrs weasley fought the battle of hogwarts without knowing where ron was
  • harry was so caught up in battle prep he forgot about the horcrux thing
  • neville & his herbology buddies threw mandrakes @ death eaters 
  • then neville used venomous tentacula to ensnare them
  • sir cadogan being IN HIS ELEMENT and rushing from painting to painting shouting encouragement @ people
  • mrs norris hissed & batted at owls
  • firenze showed up to fight 
  • poor hermit bewildered alberforth dealt w/ literally hundreds of people passing in & out of his house & then came to fight when he realized what was happening
  • slughorn finally decided his loyalties
  • ron: “so what’s new with you?”
  • colin creevy snuck back in after the evacuation
  • ron went after the basilisk fangs & remembered parseltongue to get them
  • hermione’s quick thinking w/ that slide literally saved their lives
  • mrs augusta longbottom put on her hat before she came to see what the what was up @ hogwarts
  • even the Headless Hunt people showed up
  • all the portraits encouraged ppl
  • instead of grieving in the great hall, ginny went outside, probably to be alone, and found it in herself to comfort a scared, lost girl whimpering for her motherneville & wood gathering the dead
  • professor trelawney throwing crystal balls down @ people
  • percy cursed the minister of magic & cracked a joke
  • minerva in her tartan dressing gown w/ a flock of galloping desks trailing behind
  • peeves dropped snargaluff pods onto death eaters so they were covered in wriggling, fat green worms
  • a dying snape was still with it enough to give harry those memories
  • He is dead!
  • mcgonagall’s scream
  • He beat you!
  • neville charged voldemort and mouthed off to him & slayed tf out of that snake
  • hagrid had his bro carry him from the cave to hogwarts, got shoved through a window, got carried away by giant spiders, and sobbed & carried dead harry all the way back to hogwarts
  • the rest of the centaurs, everyone & their mom, the threstrals, and even buckbeak came to fight
  • kreacher leading all the house elves w/ carving knives & cleavers stabbing & hacking @ death eaters
  • Not my daughter, you bitch!
  • harry literally waited until the opportune moment to reveal himself & it was so dramatic. bless him, sirius would’ve been so proud.
  • harry tried to get voldy to try remorse and redeem himself
  • ppl throwing food out the window into grawp’s mouth
  • blessed luna saw that harry was exhausted & distracted ppl so he could get out of the great hall
  • peeves immediately made up a verse about moldy voldy
  • harry: i’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime. *immediately joins the aurors*
  • The Black Fairy: The police did find evidence of what happened to Belle. I just wanted to save you and Gideon the heartbreak. Look at these pictures.
  • Gold: She took up graphic design?
  • The Black Fairy: What? No, she's traveling the world. Here she is in front of the Eiffel Tower.
  • Gold: These are all clearly terrible Photoshop jobs. Did she make these? Her teacher must be awful.
  • The Black Fairy: No! These are all real! Look how much fun she's having without you.
  • Gold: Has she been doing this for the entire time she's been away? Because these wouldn't fool anybody.
  • The Black Fairy: Apparently not.

AU where you don’t know your soulmate is your soulmate until they die


You never understood soulmates. Your parents explained that you couldn’t ever be sure if the person you date, marry, love, is even your soulmate. It sounded stupid to you. It wasn’t until you were older that they explained more, that it wasn’t until you lost your soulmate that you would feel the love and moments you could have spent together. 

This made you very wary of love, you didn’t want to devote your entire life to someone and have them not be your soulmate and you also didn’t want to have to be attached to someone to have them die on you. You thought you could just avoid your soulmate, maybe you didn’t even have one.

You heard stories of people never finding their soulmate which sounded like the best option in your mind, It wasn’t until 6th year at Hogwarts that you truly hated soulmates. You met a boy named Cassius. That boy stole your heart. You were positive you were soulmates, you were planning on getting married after school. 

Until a 7th year died from an accidental hex. Cassius felt the love and pain that could have been. You tried convincing him you could still be together but he left you. You cried all night cursing at no one. From that day you swore you would never fall in love again. 

You graduated and started a job at the ministry. Beast division. You had always had an interest in magical creatures, they kept you company in place of humans. You met an old friend, Newt Scamander. You were surprised when he said he was no longer in touch with Leta. The two of them were inseparable but once again, soulmates ruined another person. You both shared the hatred of Soulmates and became better friends. 

When he got the offer to write a book he asked you immediately to join him. Of course you accepted, he was quickly becoming your best friend. Your adventures were the best, always crazy and wild. Sometimes sitting in his case you would wonder what it would be like to find someone. The only things that stopped you was the thought of heartbreak. 

Unknowing to you, Newt fell hard for you. He would watch you and Cassius at school, laughing, and in love. He watched as you shut yourself from the world and he was determined to befriend you. He secretly hoped you were his soulmate but he could never be sure and he didn’t want to have to watch you die to find out. 

It’s been a few years since you started your adventure and you and Newt were in New York. It was, an interesting experience to say the least. You met and got arrested by a young Auror named Tina, met a no-maj, almost got killed by MACUSA and now you were trapped in a battle between Mr grave, who was some important Auror and an Obscurial. This was definitely not how you thought the day would go. 

“Y/N! Get out of here!” Newt yells at you. 

Graves fires a spell and Newt goes flying back. You apparate right in front of him and fire spells at Graves. Newt struggled to stand up and joined you in firing spells. 

“See Scamander, you can’t do much without me” you tease. 

You and Newt were getting tired and you couldn’t see and end to this fight. You could see Credence starting to form into black mist again. You left the fight and went to try to calm Credence. It was no use, he exploded into a big ball of destruction. You ducked to the ground to avoid getting hit. Tina came running in and started talking to Credence. 

“He’s listening to you Tina, keep talking” Newt says slowly to Tina. 

You slowly walk towards Credence. Whispering comforting things as Tina was coaxing him to calm down. You were almost able to touch him when Aurors filled the station. They fired at Credence, you could see the poor boy in pain. You glanced at Newt who was covering himself and smiled before rushing into to cover credence. 

You got hit with spell after spell, each more painful than the last. You look and see Credence, his face filled with relief. You still knew he had to disappear. You took out your wand and sent credence away. You collapsed and let your wand roll across the floor. Newt felt a pang in his chest. It’s like his heart was being torn into shreds. 

“Y/N! I-I think soulmate is dying” He yelled out to you. 

“Y/n?” Called out again. 

He stood up and saw you on the ground. 

“No no no no no” he murmured. he got up and scrambled to you. 

His heart getting heavier and heavier as he reached you. He was crying when he reached you. He searched for a pulse but couldn’t find one. His head filled with memories of you two. the love that could have been. His buried his face in your neck and held your cold hand in his hand. His heart filled with grief and sadness but also hatred. 

He hated soulmates. 

He hated that he never got to love and care for you. That you never got to know how much he loved you. Newt’s heart was shattered and the only one who could fix it was you. 

He finally understood why you hated soulmates so much. He brought his hand to your face and closed your eyes. He placed a shaky kiss on your lips and stood up and walked away. 

He clutched the Swooping evil venom in his coat and pulled it out. He looked at it and remembered what you told him a long time ago 

“It secretes venom that, when properly diluted, can be used to erase bad memories”

I have alot of fics im going to write soon but honestly, this was not the way I thought this would go but hey, Angst 5ever am I right

30 totally pedantic questions I have after watching Beauty and the Beast

1. So, did Mr. Potts and Mrs. Cogsworth not live at the castle? Because the voice over tells us the curse affected everyone who lived at the castle so it would be kind of odd for them to not have been affected.

2. Like the dog was but not them?

3. Did the Enchantress create the town they all lived in?

4. Did she let Maurice and Belle move to the town of presumably ageless cursed amnesiacs stuck in a repetitive cycle of life because she knew Belle could break the curse?

5. What do you think the odds are on the writers of this movie having seen Once Upon a Time?

6. Were Le Fou and Gaston castle inhabitants that got away, or were they new residents to the town as well?

7. If they were new, then was the Enchantress just stacking the deck, so to speak?

8. Or did she just get bored and decide Gaston and Le Fou were entertaining?

9. Were the people who lived in the town rich nobles who just forgot who they were? Because Prince Dickhead wouldn’t have been inviting peasants and commoners to that party in the beginning.

10. How long were they actually cursed for?

11. Did the Prince’s mom die of the dreaded “mom in a Disney movie disease?”

12. Why would turning more into a wardrobe make you sleepy? Is it the doors as eyes thing?

13. Why didn’t Belle use the teleporting book thing to go to her dad?

14. Did the screenwriters forget they’d added that to this version?

15. How did I forget that “I use antlers in all of my decorating!” is from Beauty and the Beast?

16. But seriously, what was The Enchantress’ long game? Because I can get cursing the selfish prince to teach him a lesson.

17. Less so the lesson in cursing the house staff but whatever, collateral damage, but what was the lesson in cursing the loved ones of inhabitants of the house to forget them?

18. And then to live as a beggar in the village to, I guess see if anyone performed an act of kindness?

19. Like, these people attended a party, they didn’t do anything wrong?

20. Maybe The Enchantress just really likes pretending to be a beggar?

21. Was Le Fou and Mrs. Potts mid battle team up the best part of the movie? (It was).

22. Was it great that two of the reunited couples were inter racial and it was done just as casually as the other reunited ones? (It was).

23. Was all that ridiculous homophobic nonsense really because Le Fou and that one guy who liked wearing a dress took one single spin in a dance together?

24. Like you literally could have blinked and missed it?

25. Because if so, then did Mulan cause people a similar no-homo panic?

26. Because the plot of that movie was literally a guy and a girl disguised as a guy falling in love feat. 3 guys who loved cross dressing and dudes naked together? And Mushu biting asses?

27. Did Maurice really think people were going to believe him and the crazy lady who lives in the obvious witch hut in the woods over the most popular guy in the village?

28. Did the fact Belle always had the one side of her dress tucked in ruining the symmetry drive anyone else a little crazy or was it just me?

29. No but it’s crazy that Le Fou was kind of the best part of the movie? Because the foppish sidekick is such a tired stereotype, but Josh Gad really did a great job making him this character you could actually like.

30. Are these questions mostly just in jest and this really is a cute movie with charm and style that is definitely worth a watch? (They are and it is).

*On Your Way Solder | Pt. 3* Newt x reader


❤  I don’t even know what to say. I’m not even sorry. This may cause your hearts to explode…. #noregrets

Also, this chapter is shorter. 

A month had gone by and by the usual time you’d receive a letter from Newt, there was nothing. 

“Maybe he didn’t get back to writing you as quickly as he usually does. Don’t worry, dear… I’m sure he’d just fine.”

Your Mother was doing her best to comfort you in this hard time and you were grateful for everything she was doing. 

“You’re probably right.” You mumbled. Wrapping your scarf around your neck a little tighter, you followed after her as you made your way in to your home. You had been out shopping for some new winter clothing and you rushed to your bedroom to put your new things away.

The wind rattled against your window and it made you wonder if Newt was out there, cold with not enough to keep him warm. Did they supply them with enough? Where did he sleep at night? Was there a warm fire? Maybe you could knit him a scarf…

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I stand for human rights, and will continue to do so, regardless of who is president. 

I stand for human rights, and will continue to do so, regardless of who is president.


anonymous asked:

what particular dan and Phil videos do u recommend watching for people that are new

ohh boy anon i hope you’re ready for what you’re asking for hahaha (nah really though the phandom is great and dan and phil are good people to watch so i’m happy you or whoever you’re asking for is interested and i’m honoured you came to me!!) but warning this might get long because i’m gonna use this ask to make a kind of exhaustive list if you don’t mind lol so i’m gonna put a read more here and go wild.

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Enough [Jefferson x Reader]

Length: 4016 words

Genre: Angst/Fluff

AU: HamilTime

TW: Cheating

A/N: This was quite difficult for me to write since I really don’t condone any form of cheating, but I hope this was good enough! I also have a continuation of this, but I didn’t want to include it bc of how it might not have matched the character’s personality. I’m not sure- perhaps I’ll finish it and post it one of these days, since I just need a few paragraphs to complete it, but I think it’s best to leave this as is. 

You hummed a few tunes, twirling around the shared estate you and your husband lived in New York, as you were in a merry mood. You had missed your original home in Monticello, but your husband had work here.   

“Miss, there’s a letter for you,” your chambermaid said, offering you an envelope on top of a silver tray.   

“Thank you, my dear.” You picked up the envelope, wondering if it was from your husband, Thomas Jefferson. It’s been a while since you heard from him, but you knew that he as a busy man. Having been whisked into being Secretary of State after returning from France. He’d been travelling back and forth from Virginia to New York, so much that you never knew where he was at most times. Even if you were in the same city, it was rare that you would see him. He would be cooped up in his office, coming back after you slept, and leaving before you woke up. There was no return address, just your name and address scribbled in beautiful writing. With great curiosity, you opened the envelope, taking out its content. There were various letters in handwriting you recognized. “This is Thomas’s handwriting,” you said with confusion. You read through the letters, more confused than ever. They sounded like love letters, except they weren’t addressed to you. Your heart raced as you scanned through the papers- you hadn’t noticed you were crying until you saw water stains on the paper. Quickly, you wiped the tears away, not wanting to mess up the paper. It was recent, the letters received and sent these past months. The most recent letter, this lady, by the name of Amelia Lee, had written that she was excited to finally see him during the Cabinet Meeting. Your heart rose to your throat, making it harder for you to believe. You read through the accounts again and again, and something clicked. If she was in the meeting, there was a chance that Alexander Hamilton would have seen her. You yelled for your maid to call a carriage to get you to Alexander’s home. You knocked on the door, your hand holding the envelope, shaking beside you. Finally, the door opened, and Alexander looked at you with much confusion. 

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How Many Characters Can You Spot?

Here’s the ones I’ve found: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Flash, Cyborg, Catwoman, Aquaman, John Stewart, Bumblebee, Clayface, Batgirl, Deathstroke, Hawkman, Hawkgirl, Black Adam, Shazam, Hal Jordan, Atrocitus, Darkseid, Supergirl, Jessica Cruz GL?, Nightwing, Joker, Harley Quinn, Mogo the living planet, Solomon Grundy, Red Hood, Swamp Thing, Lex Luthor (in battle gear), Mr. Miracle, Constantine, Sinestro, Poison Ivy

an Elmira thing to go with the Lark thing and the Manus thing I’ll probably revise. i’d like to post ‘em all up together once the Manus one matches the other two a little better. anyhow, our glorious Uhrgraf of Towersong, Elmira Vido, Zenith craftmaster, healer, and Witch Queen of the North. she only wears clothing she’s crafted herself (her dress can blossom into full orichalcum battle gown) and the crown belonging to her First Age self, Lal Osiri. she is tough and proud and relentlessly compassionate and big sister to the other two Solars of Towersong, and she belongs to @mr-mercutio.

  • Hamilton *during Cabinet Battle #1*: Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  • Madison: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.