mr wrench

  • Most girls: My favorite characters are the strong women or the strong men with hearts of gold!
  • Me: Me too! Especially the morally ambiguous ones who kill everyone except that one special lady who appeals to his softer nature!
  • Most girls: Wait, what?
  • Me: Yeah. You know, those characters that are introduced and one of the first things they do is kill or attack an innocent person to show how bad they are? But then you still wanna see them get a happy ending, and you get super overprotective of that character like they aren't a cold blooded murderer? Those are the best!
  • Most Girls: 😳
  • Me: And then they'll always have that one scene where they break down and have a moment of sensitivity and vulnerability and it'll feel like your heart is getting ripped out and stamped on?