mr tiggy

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The Miniature World of Peter Rabbit (Harmondsworth, Eng.; New York : Frederick Warne, 1986-1989). The Tailor of Gloucester, The Tale of Benjamin Bunny, The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher, The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle, The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck, The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse, The Tale of Peter Rabbit, The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin, The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes, The Tale of Tom Kitten, The Tale of Two Bad Mice, The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies, all in their own miniature case.

part ONE of the lovely little losers sentence meme!!

may be a little out of chronological order but i tried my best. feel free to change pronouns as needed! spans from RETURNS to Subscribe to Not Me.

  • “i cornered a design student.”
  • “it all begins with this.”
  • “excuse me? i think you’ve forgotten something.”
  • “get over here, you.”
  • “look, i’m not walking all the way over there.”
  • “we live together in this house. this house that we live in.”
  • “i signed the lease.”
  • “you can’t just sit in front of a camera and talk, right?”
  • “watch me.”
  • “how can anyone truly relax when they know they are being filmed?”
  • “and it’s thanks to her and our epic broship, that we’re living together in this flat.”
  • “CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR.”
  • “you should really watch my old videos.”
  • “i tried, but you were talking about birds for, like, ten minutes.”
  • “i’m trying to do this assignment.”
  • “vlog first, assignment later!”
  • “no, no, no. just a someone.”
  • “could you condense the whole of [ year ] down to five minutes for me?”
  • “you’re just staring.”
  • “we are shocked and insulted.”
  • “there’s all that footage of you in the bath from the beginning of this year.”
  • “she said yes!”
  • “thanks buddy!”
  • “as we all know, the best way to christen a new place is by filming a video in a bathtub.”
  • “that feels awkward and weird.”
  • “YEAH. team bath.”
  • “is that a shower cap?”
  • “mrs. tiggy-winkle was a hedgehog who wore a little cap like this around her head and she had little spikes around it, and she was going around and doing her ironing.”
  • “the RABBIT ones?!?”
  • “thats far from fantastic.”
  • “it doesn’t look good on you, but it looks, like, better than it should?”
  • “we’ve got a loofah.”
  • “no it’s not, a loofah’s like a piece of— it’s like, just— what is this?”
  • “it’s a stylish earring, that’s all it is!”
  • “vogue.”
  • “i’m shaving the steam.”
  • “christ on a bike.”
  • “yo, losers.”
  • “it’s just sounds like i’m a mother fox welcoming the neighboring chickens into her den to eat them and share them with her young.”
  • “in this flat we have the ultimate quadfecta of talent. we’ve got musical talent, banter skills, sportsmanship and pure charm.” 
  • “you are literally an angel.”
  • “that’s really none of your business.”
  • “really? wow.”
  • “i’m bisexual, regardless of who i date or what i do and i’m not ashamed of it.”
  • “i don’t have a problem with you being bisexual! just buy— some milk.”
  • “why is the camera in the FRUITBOWL?!”
  • “so you get the situation, then?”
  • “yeah, i could pretend not to but i can’t really be bothered.” 
  • “oh, and it could be a good place to explore the thing that we have to do something about.” 
  • “[ name ], you keen?”
  • “do you want like a bib, or something?”
  • “what’s with you and rom-coms?”
  • “HAVE AN OPINION!!!!”
  • ”thanks for your input but we’re completely disregarding it.” 
  • “wanna tell us more about [ name ], dashing man of mystery?
  • “that is SO creepy!”
  • “we’re being rude right now!”
  • “why did you text me when you could have just come to my door?”
  • “are you seriously complaining that his nickname is faux-mexican when you have a dude’s name?”
  • “look, you always introduce yourself the way you want to be known.”
  • “turn the camera off.”
  • “they really like me, which is great.”
  • “i know i’m intelligent, i’m hot, and i know what i’m doing.”
  • “so, who wouldn’t want to date me?”
  • “no, i am not currently in a relationship, and nor do i intend on being in one any time soon.”
  • “go to a party!”
  • “we need to talk about this.”
  • “you did it for snapchat!”
  • “the cake video?”
  • “they couldn’t break up, because they were never together.”
  • “you staring into space literally explains nothing.”
  • “evidence they were just WAITING to make out with each other.”
  • “what happened with mr [ name ] making flirty eyes at little [ name ].”
  • “but then exams were happening and… i don’t know, nothing happened.”
  • “but that’s so unsatisfying!”
  • “oh, for more than just you.”
  • “why would they do that?”
  • “please don’t eat me, i have so much more to give!”
  • “he’s gonna have a star-splitting headache when he wakes up….. and liver problems when he gets older.”
  • “you’re the best!”
  • “it’s not quite the same, is it?”
  • “is this our life now?”