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he’s the beauty; she’s the beast

so i’m sure the remake of a timeless classic that disney is about to roll out is going to be great and all

but here’s another way we could do things:

he’s the beauty

she’s the beast

for a movie who’s central theme is inner beauty, it doesn’t really do anything to support that, you know? so how about this: adam, our prince turned beast, isn’t an inhospitable monster. because this back story doesn’t make any sense – why is the young prince of this land alone, in a castle, only to be caught unaware by a witch?

so how about this – this is pseudo france, right, so these royals do what their real life counterparts did. they flee. the cruel, greedy king and queen flee and leave their young son behind with their staff. their son who is kind and soft hearted and totally unfit to rule any kingdom (never mind that they’re literally running away from their own people). not only that – they trade their son for their freedom, trade their kingdom for their freedom. to the witch.

so the witch comes, and she doesn’t disguise herself as a crone, goes to him looking as lovely and young as her magic keeps her. but our prince adam has a talent, one many cast-aside, neglected children have developed – the ability to see people for who they really are, and he knows this is no kind young woman in need of his help. he refuses to let her in – and there’s this little twist to the magic, that she can only enter the palace grounds and claim her prize if she’s welcomed in a as a guest, and he, the young master of this castle, won’t let her in.

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some gorillaz headcanons
  • 2d was a teenager during the 90s which means that he knows all the lyrics to all the quintessential 90s songs. when noodle was little they would blast backstreet boys and nsync throughout kong studios and dramatically sing along and jump on the couch pretending to put on concerts. it helped get noodle used to performing and also taught her how to pronounce words in english. even now as an adult noodle will start playing i want it that way on the home speaker system and 2d will show up in the doorway twenty seconds later dramatically screeching “TELL ME WHY AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEAAAARTACHE.” they both go OFF and have accidentally broken multiple items because they were jamming out so hard.
  • murdoc is half mexican from his mom’s side. it’s part of the reason he went to mexico after phase 1 and why he can speak spanish. he learned rudimentary spanish from visiting his mom in the sanatorium as a little kid, but since he couldn’t visit her much and she died when he was about 11 or 12 he had to teach himself the rest of the language in his 20s.

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Belle and boujee

so imma need a beauty and the beast malec fanfic asap:

-alec is a prince, brought up by horrible parents
-one day the witch comes and turns him into a beast
-magnus is living in a tiny village w his mother
-camille is gaston
-when magnus’ mother doesnt return from her trip, he sets out to find her and ends up trading his life for her freedom
-alec is taken aback by magnus’ beauty the second he sees him
-and magnus cant help but notice alecs hazel eyes in the candlelight
-but alec is a dick so magnus is like nah
-magnus meets the rest of them
-lumiere is jace
-cogsworth is simon
-(and theyre in love)(lbr theyre gay)
-mrs pots is izzy
-chip is max
-the piano is luke
-and the wardrobe is clary
-so magnus doesnt take any of alecs shit and puts him in his place
-and so begins their love story
-he gifts magnus the library and cant help but feel his heart warm as magnus’ eyes light up
-they go on strolls around the castle, reading poetry
-they have snowball fights
-they watch the snow fall together
-then the ball happens; magnus wearing a gold suit w blue accents on the lapels and pockets, alec wearing a blue suit w shining buttons
-once magnus realizes his mother is in danger, moments before alec can admit his love, alec sets him free
-then the villagers come to the castle
-magnus watches alec get shot by camille, and he can feel his heart being ripped out
-but once camille falls to her timely death, magnus holds alecs dying form in his arms
-alec hates seeing magnus in pain, but feels at peace knowing hes safe
-tears stream down magnus’ face, his grip tightening on alecs lapels
-magnus pleads for alec not to leave him, pleads to the universe not to take away the man he loves
-so alec gets turned back into a human
-and magnus recognizes those hazel eyes, and they share a soft, loving kiss
-and they live happily ever after