mr no hoe

It characters as things that happened in my school

Stan: for a whole year walked around with a water bottle on his head

Richie: taped pictures of Danny Devito everywhere and didn’t get caught

Eddie: broke his ankle on the last step of the stairs and had to be carried across the school by his friends

Mike: gave his friend a quesadilla from Taco Bell during the middle of history class

Bev: said “we’re so close to our teacher like I can call him a hoe and he won’t even care… MR BAKER YOURE A HOE”

Ben: blasted cotton eye joe every art class on the TV

Bill: jumped in the pond for weed but never got it

Georgie: in the middle of the hallway yelled SASUKE and then proceeded to naruto run

Henry: at lunch screamed “y’all mind if I hit that YEET?” And then dabbed

Patrick: in Aqua class someone told him “don’t drop the fish” but then he accidentally threw it across the room

Pennywise: was thrown into the water fountain and broke it clean off the wall

Happy Birthday Mr.O’Brien - Smut.

Rating: 18+ NSFW
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Notes: @stilinski-jpeg and I wanted to do a birthday fic for Dylan’s birthday so we decided to collab. so be sure to go read hers. Also, I’m dedicating this to the sweet @thelittlestkitsune as it’s her birthday and she lives very far from me so I can’t give her a real present. xoxo


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anonymous asked:

do you think mare will have a new love interest in rq4?

anything’s possible, but so much needs to happen plot-wise i don’t really think there’s time to develop that.

i think it’s very unlikely, as she just got her heart broken by mr. tiberias crown hoe calore

the reference to cal being possessive was probably just him being all moody cus he’s never been dumped before