mr fear

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I was tagged by @asilversnake to list 9 movies I can watch over and over again (thanks! ^^). In no particular order:

  1. Primal Fear (1996)
  2. Before I Disappear (2014)
  3. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
  4. The Machinist (2004)
  5. Lilting (2014)
  6. Fight Club (1999)
  7. Kill Your Darlings (2013)
  8. Upstream Color (2013)
  9. Donnie Darko (2001)

Honourable mentions (I’m making this part up since picking 9 was really hard): The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), Half Nelson (2006), Ex Machina (2015), Nightmare Code (2014), Cloud Atlas (2012)

Alright, I tag @double-0-8, @some-trace-of-her, @fee95​, @boffin1710, @axolotlotl if you want to do it/haven’t already. (:

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I watch the best series ♡.

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If we are to survive this experience, if our cause is to survive, some of us must find a way to keep our wits about us on behalf of those who cannot. See the truth ahead of us through the fear and the haze. Mr. Silver, I fear, is compromised in this regard. At this moment I find myself in need of a new partner.

When you look closely at the seams between order and chaos, do you see the same things I see? The strain, the tears, the glimpses of truth hidden underneath. Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are? Or is it that they become who they are when they put on the mask? Sometimes I wonder what you hide behind, my silent friend. What mask do you wear? Or are you just as afraid as the rest of them? Me? Am I afraid? Nah, man. I’m different.
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And this is why I’m different. Sometimes my mask takes over.
—  Mr. Robot eps2.0_unm4sk-pt2.tc (2016)
AntiSepticEye Things/Theories

We all know of the amazing Antisepticeye and that he is making a grand return! Most likely on Jack’s birthday! One thing I noticed no one had really done was going through all of the subtitles in his videos. I did. I took me like 6-7 hours. You are welcome. Here is a list of all that I found, and if you find anymore that I missed, tell me: 

Sister Location #1
The temptation to sprint is huge 33:29
in the NEXT VIDEO 39:28
im finally here 39:31
FINALLY RELEASED FROM THIS IDIOT’S MIND 39:33
Feeble 39:39
You know me 39:41
ANTI S E P T I C E Y E 39:42

Y̵̨̗͔͙͚͛͆̇̋͡o̟̙̫̹ͬ͐͒ͯ̀͢ủ̡̦̖͈̹̬̬͚̮͑ͪ̀'̻̳͈͈̩̜̳̾͌̍ͮͦͅv͌̽͆̿͏̻͎̯̭̳̘ͅͅëͦ͂ͫ͘͏̤̘̦ͅ ̲̝͙̲ͬͦͤ̊̃͒̔̓w̅ͦ͗͋́̊҉̰͚̻̭̥̖̟ͅa̵͙͔͓̘̐̓ͬ̔̂̀i̱͇̯̮̰̜͓̽̑̃̆ͫ̂͆̎́̚̕ͅͅṫ͚͓͇̙̽͞͠e̲̝̖ͭͤ̍͐̈́͝d̹̳́̆́̕͝ ̬̬̖̠̰͋͌ͦ̉ͯ̀̚ͅa̴͓̤͋ͩ̀͛̿̈́ͣ̂͘ ̻̠̼̏̀͒͋̀̎̑ͦ̕l͎̞͖̻̩̼̮͈̻̍ͨ̐̊̅ͯ̑o̠̥̦̗̣̲̫͙̲͛̑̀n̢̲̥̯̝̟̻̾͛̀ģ͚̫̩̙̼̘̭̏ͨ̀͠ ̸̻̔ͯ͗t̶̫̱̜͇͓̯̗͓̑̓́ͪ̐i̢̹͍̊ͣ͘m̢̪̖͓̹ͭ̾ͬ̈́ͨ͂̅͒̉͢ͅe̻̮̬̳͉̘̎̀̔̒́
̡̛͍̤̝̲̗̲̙̞͛͆̍
̴̤̪̲̊ͧ̄ͤ
̴̟ͦ͋N͕̯̘͇̼͓̗̘͗̇̀ͤ͆̀͝o̟̠̣̯̙̲̺̎͘͠ͅw̧̔̾ͤ҉̴͎̮̭̙̝͔ ̧͓̩̰̼̬͖̈ͩ͌I̧̠͕̘̲̭̒ͩ̆̋ͣͤ͢ ̨̣̻̫̫̜̥̬͌͋̔̈́̐ͧ̀͢͢ŵ̴̴̹̳̼̠̪͚̗̔ͥͫ̃͊͑ͫ̕a̡̹̪̭͇̰ͨ̒̔̔͑͋͂k͍̤̰̞̲͖̠̽̒̾̋e̡̛̖̤͉̮̙ͯͦ̐́

Sister Location #2
In the NEXT VIDEO 19:01
I never die… 19:04

F̴͔ͧ́ŏ̪̄ͪͬͯͧ̿̚l̶͕̘̟̠̜̱̬̗͂̇ͮ̿̒l͕ͯͣo̟̤̗̙͖̳ͧͮ̐͐̏͛̚w͕̗͈͚̭̩͕͒̈́̿ͯͅ ͙͔͓ͪͩ̆ͮ̂̒̓̓ͅt̼͇̯̘̜̙̓͆̓̾̃͘̕ͅh̘̪̲̼̯̙̟̥͉̿ͧͩͥē̝̼͓͚ͫ̏͆̉̂͋ͭ ̼͖̗͍͔́ͯ͟͢ͅs̢̒̃͌ͤ͊͛ͩ̓͏̹̮̝̻͓i̢̼̙̮̯͚͇͋̆ͪͦ̓͞g̡̞̤͖͓̦̗̱̤̼͒ͪ͆̄ͭṉ̴̤̱̂̊̑̎ͤ̉̔̆̿͞s̺̦̘ͪ͜͡
̥̳͂̇̀
̟͖͐́̏̾̌̌́
͚͚̜̒̏͂͜
̶͈̼̻͈̰̘̣̱͆ͭ̏͝r̗͙͇͇͍̈͋ͮ͐͟e̟̼ͨͧ̋̏ͬ̌͞l̘̳̹̩̭ͦ̚ę͔͉͇̫͚͎̩̊͜͠ͅâ̖̩͉̘ͥ̋̏̽́̕͜s̞͇̱̗͈͚̦͎ͧ͋͐̆ͅè̸̱̤̈́̃͢ ̫̱̞͉͖̱͚̥ͦ̀͆ͮ͋m̢̢̞̖̩̜͇͙̺ͤ͆͑̈̿͑̈͐ͧë̶̯͈̘͒̏̏ͅ.̢͇̘̪͓͙̹̠̓͌͛̇ͭ̕.̶̦̙ͭ

Sister Location #3
Anti:HELLO   5:28
Anti: *giggles*   5:32
Anti/Jack: Fuck… 8:26
Anti: I AM NEAR  8:39
Anti:  :D  10:44
Anti:  :d   14:32

I̸̻̳̻̖̜̿̿͒̈́ͣ̋̓ͣ̎ ̓ͮ̄̐̽̅̊҉͉͙͍͢ş̲̫̃̕e̷͚̠̖̪̻̜͔ͯ͋ͪ͝͡ē̡̨͇̗͖̬̤̦͕͇ͨ͌ ̵̖͎̄̃̀y̛̤̦̟̲̞̩ͮ͛͌ͅoͭ͊̇҉̼͓̩̝̜͉̗̜ü͏̣͕̖̤̗ͅ ̩͓͍͈̭͓ͧ̒ͪ̅ü̠̦̳̒̎̀ͮͮ̐͋͊n̂҉̴̙͉̱̭d̶̮̭̺̮͓̭̰͋̐ͭ͒͞eͮ͒́́̔ͪ͗̀͗҉̣͔̙̳r̟͛͗s̫͇̐̎ͫͦ͠t̷̰̣̄͋͂̆́̕å̧̽ͧ̒͗ͨ̉҉̸̣̘̰̭n̒̈̈ͫ҉̟̫͈̘͍̬̘̕ͅd̴̜͈̹̗ͧ͋̔̓͑́͜ ͚̬̠̬ͬͦ͒̇̀n̴̖̩̪͓̤͕̼̆ͪ͗ͥ̒͗̐͒ͦ́o̵͚̠̍͛̃ͤ́̚͠w̄̊͑̔ͮ̚͢҉̳͈̭̱̬͊͆҉͏͉̱̱

k̨̪͉̱͇̂ͬ̇ͅȩ͇̺͍͍̫̹̪ͯͨ́͢ȅ̺̣͚̟̬̲̽͂̒ͫ͆ͭ̚͢pͯ͗ͤ͑̾͂͏̮̩̮̙̻̜ ̵ͮ̐̐҉͍̥͓͕̩w̧̥̠̖̘͛̕a̶̧̤̭̞̯͉ͩ͒͑ͦ͋̕t̏̒͋̒͏̧̞͉̟̻̜̩̪ć̵̜̟̼͋͒̀h̀̍̒̀̔ͬ҉͓̪̯̩̙͙̪̣͢͢i̶͓̙̭̗͒̅ͧ́n̶͙̮̭̩͈̠̮͂͂͊ͭ̀ğͦ̃͏̬̱̦̦̜͕̱̼

̡͕̟ͥͬ̉ͬͨ̾͞

h͌̽ͭ́̏͑͏͓͔͍̰t́ͪͤ̚͢͏̹͔͖̰t̤̹͇̐̔͊̍ͮ̽ͅp̶̢̣̟͚ͭͮ̀͊s̷̹͔͉̱̳̝̻͈ͥ̿͐ͣ̽̈́:̵̧͎̳̫͇͓̯͉̺̉̍̐ͩͣ/̧̭̭̠̙̲̞͌ͨ̂̓/̮͖͗͆͢ẁ̫̹͉̯̝͖͋͝w̢̛̥̜̗̰̩̟̻͇ͮ̉ͨ͡ͅw̼̺̩̩̤͖ͯͫ̆͒̒̍̚.̮̣̤͂ͧͧy̧̭̩̣̦̳̗͊͋̊͛̑ͣ̾̊͢o̟̬̝̝͕̼̫̦͊̏̇ͦ̔̓ͥ͒̚u̷͓̗̫͕͓̹̹͈̇̅̒̓̅̓͟ṫ̨̼̮̰̙͌̄̾͡ṹ̢̥̙̮̈̐ͧ̕b̴̠̝͙̬̗̘̫ͤ͑͋͌̓̂̊̍͟͝e̴͈͔͓̻̲ͬ̏ͮ̾̈́ͪ̽̚͘.̲̼͍̦̻͇ͤ̉͂͛͊ͥͅc̠͕̎̈ͥ̽ͬ̍̾ͫ̕ǫ̪̯̰̦̟̻̌ͩ̔ͩ̀̋̈̉ͅm̀ͥͭ҉͏̻/̶̧͚̯͇̽͢w̡͉̥̟̺̳̻͗͒̎̂͊͠ḁ̵̯͍̱̹̗̪ͤͨ̓͠t̢̧͉̞͚̬͇͉ͨ͑̃̈́͠c͈̑̽̾̑h͓͔ͯ̊̅̃̊ͪ̀̎?͇̻̍ͭͫ͟͝v̞̰̻͚̦̲̳ͦ͂̍̃̐̔̽͜=̣͓̃̊̍̌ͨ͒̚͟͞ͅd̝̣͇̟͌̓̂͊̓́̃̄́f̯͈̜̼̽͗̊ͬg͙͓̣̦̲̙͍̺̊͂ͪͪ͟F̢̝̱͉̦̄̓̃ͯͦ̽ͩN̨̧̳͙̲̮̦̙̪̭ͮ͋͆̈́͛̈͝d̰̅̔̅ͦ͒͛̀6͚̖̤ͧ̏ͯ͋ͯ̋ͮͨD̥̖̝̾ͮͤͩ̓̀4̄ͭ̍̑͏̷͏̹̮̜̬̮̣̤0̯̟̦̩̲̲̭͐̾̄͟8͔͓̘̟̠͇̅ͥͪ̔̀

Sister Location #4
Anti: JAcK cAn’T fiGhT 1:19
Anti: I aM NeAR  7:32
Anti: Hah, Jack’s way to easy to take over~.
We a̧̖̳̮͖͇͠͡re t̡̰̤̜̘̹͞ͅogether as͡ one no̘̭̗͓͉̮̘̦ͅw in F̷͞ive Ni̴ghts At F̛͠re̵͡ddy’s Sister Loca̧̖̳̮͖͇͠͡tion

I͈̫̅̎̆̉͛ͥͮt̢̺̬̪̰̩͔̃̓̈́̂ͬͤͯ̄͛̀͘'̨̤͉̼̥̯̙̱̐ͪ̕s̶̝̤͚̲ͧ͒̐̈ͬ̚͞ͅ ̼̏ͧ̐̐̎ͭ͢͝a̳̗͖̞ͩ̊̅ͮ̀͢l̷̺̻̄̌ͪ͑͟m͙̻̪̣̩̜̩̼̆ͤͭ̐͛̓͘o̳͉̲̍ͬͭͦ̑̋̚̚s̢̧͎̼͔̈̈́͋͠t̙̞̮̩̯̞͙̬ͩ̾͌ͧ̊ͩ̈́̚̚ͅ ̩ͨ͂t̶̶͉͕̻̘͚̫̘̹̔̈́̈͐̀̉̊͗ḯ̤̙͚̝̲̿ͤ̓̔̑ͫͨͅm̦͙̤͎͉͖͚͎͖̈͋̈̎ͬ͝e͐̀͑̔̊ͧ̔͗͋҉̤̟͓͖̤͍̰͝͡
͎̊̓̽͗͂͒͘
̖͔̗͕̠ͮ̑ͥ̓͞I̭̠͚͛ͨ̃͞ ̡̝͈̺̗̳̎ͪͬ̋͟͢g̡̢̜͙̤͕̙͕ͮ͐͡r̷͇͎͉̝̥̈̄ͮͪ͟͞ö̴̜̖̙͇̤̯͍͖̺̃̓ͨ̃͜w̨̳̺ͥ̐̊̊̍̍͠ ̙̦ͭ̍̅̓̓̋̄̈͘s͈̟̯̿̅̐͐̍̈́t̨͚̱͔̺͇̤͚̞͒̎́r̸̄̒҉͎̞̪̤o̼̪̮̰ͯ́̆̽ͫ̃̑͢n͓͚͓̪̗͆ͬ͆̽͠ģ̴̜͔̫͕ͫ̄̇ͭ̑̊͛̉ͯe̤͕̒͋̀̚rͭ̈́͐̓͌͏̗͉͞

The Temple Of No!
(Mention) we all know about Anti, don’t we? *webcam glitches*

Stuntfest #2
(You good there 31 31 31 31 31 31 31 31 31?)  2:19
31 31 31 31 31 31 31 31 31  2:20
Hehehe…   5:01
I’m growing nearer 13:24

PipeJob
Hi there. My name’s Jack. (Sure it is)

Layers of Fear #1
*Anti giggle over a low grumble*

i̜̲̝̙̭̿̄͊ͧ́͟͞t̛̯̬̱̼̬̟̰̦̦ͮͩ̿ͯ̋ͫ̒͢͜'̵̰̟̬̭͓̞̞̾ͨ̈̊̚̕s̝̘͓̉ͥ͂́ͮ͌͘ ̯̲̟̦̈͌̌̋̄͒̇̅t̄̎̓̇̅͆̌̚͏͙̦̻͍̟̙i̶̟͈̖͍̮̙̞̘͐̀̎ͫͣ̋m̸̑҉̪̳̦̺̭̪̳̤e̛͙̤͔̱̻̥̼͓͇̒̂̍ ̟̮̅̽͒͌͋ͭ͒̀̕ͅtͭ͛̆̊̉͏͙̻o̡͆̔҉͎̙͙̮͈ ̡͂ͮ̒͏͙̹̲̳̭s̷̷̪̜ͧ̾̄͌̎̍a͎̍̀̆͡yͨ̍̆ͣͨͯ̀҉̬͇̣̕ ͙ͬͤͯ̐ͥ̃g̿ͥ̎ͤ̌̏ͪ̃҉̨͓̖͡ô͕̭̣̋ͪ̑͘͜͠o̧ͣ̈́̍̀ͩ̈́̋̏҉̼͙ͅd̸͕̯̮̤͙̟̻̭ͣͮ̊̑b͖̟͈̪ͯͪ͛̾͛͋̋ͧ̀̀ỳ̶̩̂̓̉͑e̸̎̋̂̽ͥ̅̅͗҉̝̱͙̥̹

Mr. President #3
*Creepy Giggling as screen glitches* 11:16

The Cubicle
Anti: We are one  1:42
(anti, is that you?)  3:49
(ayy anti fam what up)  3:50
ONE TWO, ANTI’S COMING FOR YOU 7:25
anti’s back 7:29
Anti: I h a v e c o m e ( eyyy it’s my homeboy anti) 9:17

ț̸͛ͨ̓̃ͦõ̬̟̞̀m̧̮̼̠͍̠͚ͩ̈́̌͛ͦ͘͞o̬̻̼̝̗͈͈̍ͩ́r͒ͧ͗̄͊́͜҉̠̺̼̤̦̼̫r̠̟͎͉̞̻̐ͪ͋̎͗ͣͤͅo̶̢̫̼̣͔͎̥͖͇̫̍̐͊̋̌ͩ͐͐́ẘ̵̗̝̦̘̫͢ͅe̯͇͖͉̰̮̰ͭ͒ͭň̢͉̜̹̭̟͉̫͎̒͆́̄ͯ́̚͘d̵͊̎̉͒̋͏̤̰̺̘̝̝̮s̶̫̤̣̟̥͑ͭ̀h̭̞͂ͭ̀͢i͇̘̭͙͍͉̍̌̎̉̇̾ͮ͟m̛͕̣̖͙̝̾ͩ͛̀

SAY GOODBYE
[muffled cackling]
[muffled stomping]
[loud cackling]
[muffled] HELP ME!!
[maniacal laughter starts before fading out again]
[whispers] You                        
His body was weak!!              
You                                    
all said my name
k e p t  m e
I am here now
Inside!
YOU!
It’s all your fault
t o o  l o n g  y o u
listen to me! [distorted laughter]
You all made this happen!
[high pitched distorted laughter]
You could’ve stopped me
but you just watched
as THIS HAPPENED!
[laughter]
Now he’s gone forever
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me: Thank you Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for creating the Sherlock Holmes stories, I love them and I love you

ACD:  I fear that Mr. Sherlock Holmes may become like one of those popular tenors who, having outlived their time, are still tempted to make repeated farewell bows to their indulgent audiences. This must cease and he must go the way of all flesh, material or imaginary… And so, reader, farewell to Sherlock Holmes

me:

I may or may not have a headcanon that the Enterprise crew have nerf gun fights when Spock and Jim are off the ship.

The crew had planned and waited for the day that the Captain and First Officer were due at a Starbase for an annual Starfleet meeting. As soon as they had transported off the ship, the off-duty crew members dug under their beds and in their closets for the nerf guns they had replicated in secret. The game was wild. Every officer had known about it for months, all except the Captain and Mr Spock, who everyone feared would think it unprofessional for experienced Starfleet officers to engage in such childish games. You had just come off a double shift in the medbay and heard the game from outside your quarters.

I’m so tired, I’ll play tomorrow, you thought as you got into bed.

Then you could have sworn you heard your door beep. You rolled over and frowned, waiting for it to come again. It didn’t. You put your head down again when…

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

You bolted upright.

“Jesus Christ, come in!” you shouted.

The last person you expected to enter your quarters with a bloody nose and nerf gun was the chief engineer, Montgomery Scott.

“Scotty? What in the-”

He groaned and collapsed against the wall next to your door.

“What the hell happened?”

“Everyone got a little… enthusiastic,” he grinned.

“I’ll say.”

Being a medical officer, you had a first aid kit in your quarters and immediately tended to Scotty’s injuries. With one hand on the back of his neck, you held a cloth to his face with the other.

“Sorry for the haste, I needed a place to hide. Mr. Sulu was coming round the corner and he’s a damn good shot.”

“That’s OK, it looks like I got the better end of the deal anyways,” you said, looking him over.

“I wouldn’t say that,” he said, eyes following your hands.

“Oh! Sorry,” you dropped your hands, embarrassed.

“No, it’s alright. I kinda liked it.”

You tenderly placed your hand on his neck again.

“I think a ceasefire might be a good idea,” you said in an attempt to break the silence.

He laughed, then regretted it, bringing a hand up to his ribs.

“Let me take a look at that. Take off your shirt.”

“Usually I like to get to know a girl a little more…”

“Take it off. Doctor’s orders.”

He did as he was told and you checked for broken ribs.

“Scotty! Come out come out wherever you are!” Sulu’s voice sounded from around the corner.

Scotty lunged for his nerf gun, then doubled over in pain.

“Let me,” you said, grabbing it instead, slinking outside your room and down the corridor.

You saw only a shadow approaching your position and saw a glint of yellow in the reflective surface of the computer panel above you. Assuming it was Sulu, you unleashed a full clip of nerf bullets into the figure approaching you. With a jolt of horror, you realised it was not Sulu, but the Captain! You stood there in the middle of the hall, in your pajamas, holding a nerf gun, having emptied it onto him. You both stared open-mouthed at each other, lost for words. Someone behind you snickered, then you couldn’t hold in your laughter anymore, then Jim was laughing, then everyone was.

The Captain always insisted on joining in the battles after that. Mr Spock was a different story. 

anonymous asked:

Love the quote you posted of David's ("I wanted them to have a conversation in which they are actually ‘in’ their dialogue rather than saying who they are, to let the way they speak say who they are, and to let them inhabit themselves rather than perching outside themselves.") Sometimes I irrationally imagine that he might have lost fix-it fic posted under a pseud at Gossamer. Because he clearly cares more than he lets on -- Mr. I-remember-the-Fearful-Symmetry-storyline. Must be so frustrating!

Heeee, David secretly writing XF fics (or novels) under an assumed name is one of my FAVORITE headcanons of all time. 

I can imagine him being like “Haha it would be so funny if I ironically did this” and then like, writing a 20,000-word thing where he explains all Mulder and Scully’s thoughts and fills in all the blanks. Then he’s like “Haha what if I posted this on the internet? That would be a hilarious joke” and then he calls his assistant and asks her to find out where people post X-Files fanfic and how to do it and he posts it to AO3 and he’s like “Hahaha this is so funny what if people like, comment on it” and then he sits there pretending to read the newspaper but really clicking reload every 3 seconds to see if he got any feedback. Cut to 5 hours later: “Guys, send me prompts!” “AU where Mulder and Scully are rock stars and travel through Europe and take pictures of ducks” “Is Mulder having been married to Diana Fowley canon or fanon? I know I could just google it but someone here will remember lol” “This was going to be a casefile but it kind of devolved into fluff, sorry/you’re welcome” “Ugh I’m so torn, I want Season 11 but I’m so afraid they will screw up the characters” *reblogs gifset from The Unnatural*

7.  Far-right candidate for president defeated in Austria; 12/4/16

“The bitter yearlong campaign for the presidency pitted Norbert Hofer, a leader of the far-right Freedom Party, founded in the 1950s by former Nazis, against a mild-mannered 72-year-old former Green Party leader, Alexander Van der Bellen.

“This was a zero-sum political choice, and Mr. Van der Bellen’s decisive victory — by 6.6 percentage points with 99 percent of votes counted — left his supporters predictably jubilant, if surprised.

“In recent days, they had seemed resigned to fearing that Mr. Trump’s victory, in particular, was tilting the outcome here against them.

“’It is unbelievable,’ said Wolfgang Petritsch, a veteran diplomat, a biographer of the former Austrian Chancellor Bruno Kreisky and the chairman of Austria’s Marshall Plan foundation. ‘Austria saves the world!’ he said with a twist of irony.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/04/world/europe/norbert-hofer-austria-election.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0