i fucking love sideburns ; ; I am grieving for sideburns and one of my dreams for s10 is sam shaving and, i donno, letting sideburns grow to the ear lobe, it makes his face look leaner and i donno ; ;
Anon I am so sad that this post sat in my inbox for two days after you sent it following some intense Sammyhairdiscussion! You must have dropped it my way just after I went to bed. But never fear, I’m here now to Talk About Sideburns.
Essentially my position is, sideburns are great (you don’t wanna be looking like Daniel Radcliffe at the Chamber of Secrets premiere) but, like everything in life, it’s all about moderation. (Who am I kidding, I’m terrible at moderation. But definitely enthusiastic about it when it comes to sideburns.)
Sideburns like Sam has in season 5 and season 6? Lovely, beautiful, frame his pretty face and bring out the incredible definition of his cheekbones.
Even at the start of season 7 I’d say they’re still looking pretty good.
But by the season finale? THEY ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
MR DARCY IS A HOTTIE BUT HE IS NOT GOOD HAIRSPIRATION FOR THE MODERN DAY MAN.
So, in conclusion, I agree with you about sideburns ‘to the ear lobe’ but I also think this is a dangerous game. We have seen where it has got us before. ARE WE REALLY READY TO GO THERE AGAIN?