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PJO Reminders

-The main trio were all middle-schoolers when the series began

-Reyna used to work for Circe

-Blackbeard is still alive & messing crap up somewhere in the Sea of Monsters

-Reyna has an equally-badass sister

-Luke was technically the hero the whole time

-Artemis inspired Santa Claus

-When the world was being destroyed, Dionysus was busy playing Pac-Man

-Drew went to school with Sadie Kane

-Jason took a stapler to the mouth as a baby

-One of the Big Three kids is related to Adolf Hitler 

-No one likes Octavian

The signs as stop-motion movies

Aries: Coraline

Taurus: Chicken Run

Gemini: Fantastic Mr. Fox

Cancer: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Leo: The Boxtrolls

Virgo: Jason and the Argonauts

Libra: Frankenweenie

Scorpio: ParaNorman

Sagittarius: Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town

Capricorn: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Aquarius: Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Pisces: Corpse Bride

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

I think I’ve been a good girl this year, but I have my doubts :P

I’ve been waiting for months to upload this set, I fell in love with it the second we took the pictures. Plus the dress was surprisingly comfy, so I’m usually just wearing it around the house no for no reason :P

I hope you all have a great Christmas and I’ll see you in the new year!

- Jessica Blaise x x

anonymous asked:

Omg could i get rfa+saeran+v reaction to mc calling them drunk because mc is spending christmas all alone and is like "lol btw i love u lmaoooooo isnt that funny anyway this wine is really strong wow but i love u ahahahahha im so alone" (ALSO CONGARTS ON 404 FOLLOWERS AND HOPE U BOTH HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!)

A/N: AAAAA THANK YOU! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! <3 HOPE EVERYONE HAS/HAD A GOOD DAY!!! IF NOT LEMME KNOW AND I’LL SEND YOU THE BIGGEST HUG AND THE SWEETEST WORDS I CAN MUSTER UP ~Admin 404

OMG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER COOL PROMPT THANK YOU NONNIE. I HOPE ALL YOU GUYS HAVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN TIMES WITH THE PEOPLE YOU’RE CLOSEST WITH <3 LOVE YOU (aggressivelydrunkoffloverightnowomg) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:

-He’s the one who called you!
-Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas again (not like he said it 50,000 other times today)
-He knew you were spending it alone and felt really bad about it!
-Offered to spend it with you but you insisted you were okay, and that he should go spend it with his family!
-Once you answered, he wished you Merry Christmas and listened for a little bit as you rambled off a thank you
-You sounded a little funny? You words kept slurring and he wasn’t sure what was wrong
-”Oh, no. No no. I’m not okay.”
-P A N I C
-”I’ve a little too much to drink tonight. I didn’t even realize I had that much? But hey, ya know, you’re rreeeaaaalllllllyyyyy cute. I’d love to let you show me that you’re really a man.”
-Stuttered out that he had to go and that he hopes you sleep soon, and blushed SO HARD for the rest of the night!!

*JUMIN:

-Jumin is actually really sad that you’re alone on Christmas
- he might have had a little too much wine as well
-You two were in the messenger for .5 seconds before you decided to just call him and talk
- totally not because you couldn’t see straight enough to type anymore
-”HEYA MR. TRUSTFUND KID, WASSSSSSUP”
-???? MC? What a weird greeting
-You asked him about his day, so he told you every detail. He started to trail off and talk about C&R’s stocks, when you suddenly interrupted him
-”Damn Jumin, you’re real cute. I just love you. Like, wow. How can I get you to love me like Elizabeth? Should I wear cat ears? *whispers to self* holy shit i should buy cat ears”
-He was shocked! Did you just drunkenly admit you love him?? He knew his feelings towards you, so all he did was respond with,
-”MC. I love you as well. I think you’re extremely fascinating. Now, what was that about cat ears?”

*SAEYOUNG:

-He understood that you wanted to be alone, he’s been the same way for years
-What he couldn’t understand, though, was why you kept texting him about aliens?
-Normally he’d just play along, because he sends you the same type of texts, but…
-The amount of rambling and typos makes him think you’re possibly drunk
-When you called him, he was excited to see what your drunken mind had to say to him
- afterall, sometimes drunken minds are the ones that’ll speak all of the truth
-He sat through all of your rambling about aliens and carols, but didn’t expect what you said next
-”Ya know, you’re such a dork. But you’re a great dork. I love you. I lllloooovvveee you. Hearts beating, hearts soaring, yeeeeaaaahhh!”
- Saeyoung.exe has stopped working. Please reboot. HE WAS AS RED AS HIS HAIR. AND YOUR GIGGLE AFTERWARDS? HE DIED. THEN AND THERE. RIP SAEYOUNG.
-”MC you…you’re just so cute. You’re going to kill me, do you know that?? Don’t worry, I have this recorded so I can replay it for you in the morning, when you forget~”

*SAERAN:

-Why did you want to be alone
-You have him now, just hang out with him
- MC I’M LONELY JUST FUCKING SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH ME
-Wants to treat you like a princess but nnnoooooooooo you gotta stay home alone
-Freaked out at the fact you haven’t texted him in a while??
-The moment he saw your name pop up on his phone, he answered it
-Before he got to talk though, he could hear you talking to yourself, slurring your words
-You realize he picked up the phone and you were so excited!! “SAERAAAAAAAAAAN~ Hhhhiiiiiiii~ I might have drank to much but that’s okay, but I gotta tell you something. I have a secret. *giggle* sshhh, listen,,,,,, I looooove you! Yes I do! I do I do! *giggle*”
-Honestly SUPER SHOCKED that you love him? And that you admitted it? Holy shit? Quickly regains his composure and fucking smirks this lil shit
-”Oh, do you? Go ahead, go on. You love me? I love you too. Now, tell me how you’d show me just how much you love me…” woah there saeran, woah, down boy, down

*ZEN

- he didn’t get why you wanted to be alone??
- This boy got you SO many gifts and he has to give it to you on Christmas Eve and not Christmas???
-MCwhyhaveyouhaveforsakenme
-Zenwhyisurhoeassalwayssodramatic

- His face lights up when you call, omfg he’s so excited and his chest feels fuzzy
- “RAT TAIL!!! You’re so handsome *hiccup*”
- he’s really shocked because when do you drink? You don’t even take a sip of wine at the RFA parties, wtfisthis
- waitwhathELLDOYOUMEANBYRATTAIL
- “MC…are you drunk?”
- “Nooo…well, only a little bit *giggle*, I’m drunk on my love for youuu~” MCtIdon’tthinkthat’showitssaidbuturdrunkoffurasssoit’sokay
- HE’S SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU THOUGH???
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S HEARD YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LOVING HIM
- youbetyoursweetassthisboyisgoingtothrowpartybecauseofthis
- “Princess, I know you won’t remember this, but I love you. I love all your quirks, mistakes, giggles, and stupid jokes. I love every single piece of you. I love all the bad times and good times ahead with you. I love you more than any obstacle that we’ll have to overcome. I just love you so much.”

*JAEHEE

- she didn’t really mind that you wanted to spend Christmas alone
- Jumin was probably going to make her work anyway hoeasstrustfundkidstophURTINGMYBAEHEE
- Luckily she got a day off but she felt so lonely without you!!!
- it’s okay though, she respects your privacy
- but when she hears your ring tone, she runs to her phone andtripsandknocksstuffoverontheway
- “Merry Chrismas!!! I bet you’d make a good Mrs. Claus…omg can you wear a mrs. claus themed outfit next year? *hiccup*  eVEN BETTER CAN YOU WEAR CHRISTMAS THEMED LINGERIE?
- omg the poor baehee is so flustered, first ur drunk and now you say this?? You’retryingtokillher
- “I don’t think that would be very appropriate, MC…”
- “Why noooot? My mom always told me when two people loved each other, they do a little…frick frack *giggle*”
-wowMCushouldwriteabookonhowtobeseductive
- “I mean your mom isn’t wrong, but-”
- W A I T
- you just said love
- oh my god you love her and she loves you

- “MC, I’m going to come over, is that alright?” sheneedstokissyouohmygod
- “Yeah~ Just don’t wear anything, you’re so pretty with nothing on~~~”
- omgMCurbadatthis

*V

- This poor soul is so lost when you say you want to spend Christmas alone
- he obviously respects your space, but this lil bby just wanted snuggles, Christmas movies, and hot chocolate
-MCyoureamonster
- he’s so excited when he hears your ringtone!!! Hahacausehecantseeurnameonthescreenimsowitty
- but when he answers he hears sobbing?
- W H A T
- he always knew you were a crying drunk buT IT WAS NEVER THIS BAD???
- “Hi V.. *sniffle* you know you’re cool right? Like you make my heart beat fast and i catch my breath when i look at you kind of cool? Because you’re really cool *sniffle* and it really hurts you know? *SOBBING* because I just love you so much and i know you’re terrified of a commitment like that again  and Rika was your sun and I can’t ever compare *moresobbing* And I just feel so bad because you had to go through all that pain and things never worked for you two because you just deserve the world V. You’re so precious and pure; you don’t deserve anything you’ve gotten”
- holy shit
- you’re in love with him???

- Oh man you’re right this boy is so terrified
- But he is sure of one thing
- He may be scared to love you right now, but he will NOT walk away from this
- “Listen MC. Never compare yourself to Rika, okay? But if you’re going to, I want you to know this. Yes, she was my sun, but you know what you are? You’re my moon. You shine so brightly that I can see my way out of the dark. You’re the one who guides me. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever compare to what you mean to me. I may not be ready now, but I can say with certainty that one day, I will say “I love you”.”
-youtotallydidn’tgigglewhenhesaid”icanseemywayoutofthedark”

Masterlist

Sons of Anarchy:

Tig Trager

You Understand Me

Danger

Dirty Little Crush

Silence The Voices

Come Back

I’m Innocent

About Last Night

Friends

Pickup Line

Daddy Please: Part 1, Part 2 [End]

Saving Grace

Shattered Innocence: Part 1, Part 2 [End]

Groomer

Sharing

Lewd Jokes

Outdoor Excitement

I’ll Help You

Fight for Love

To Dream a Dream

Gun Kink

Too Much to Handle

Mrs. Claus

Self Doubt

Finish What You Started

Over Protection

I’ll Make This Right

Make My Body Dance

I Won’t Give Up On You

Loveable

My Princess: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 [End]

Untimely Surprise

Guns Drawn

Stoner Sex

Herman Kozik

Just Passing Through

Wake Up Call

Tig Trager & Herman Kozik

She’s Mine

Chibs Telford

Generation

Daddy’s Girl

I’m About To Lose My Mind

Faithfully

Electronics

Rub Me Right

I Need a Doctor

Get Back

Tease

Sneaking Around

Normal

Loving Expression

Don’t Make a Sound

Gone But Not Forgotten

Eternal Flame

Jealous Bastard

Daddy Please

Nervous: Part 1, Part 2 [End]

Gypsy Magic: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5,

All Hell Breaks Loose

His Everything

What You Want

Save Me

Barking up the Wrong Tree

Road Trip

A Fighting Chance

Responsible Woman

Grown Adult

Holly Jolly Christmas

Please Don’t Fight

Chibs Telford & Tig Trager

Naughty Night

Can’t Stop Loving You: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 [End]

This Life: Part 1, Part 2,

Test Me: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 [End]

Chibs Telford & Jax Teller

Brotherly Love

Jax Teller & Tig Trager

Fight Me

Jax Teller

I’m So Sorry

Like Father Like Daughter

Born Killer

Hots For Teacher

Ruined Plans

Charming Smile

Baby Momma

You’re Family

Juice Ortiz

Please Don’t Go

Cold Water

Friends

Just Give Me A Reason Why

No Clue

Love Me Back: Part 1, Part 2 [End]

Don’t

Friendship

Runaway

Artist

Size: Part 1, Part 2 [End]

Munchies

Too Stoned

Ride

Relax

So Serious

Something Beautiful

Everything Will be Alright

First Steps

Daddy’s Girl

Happy Lowman

Silent Knight

She Calls Me Daddy Too

Treat You Right

Sticks and Stones

Bookworm

Porno Girl

Chase Me

Good Job

Real Good Man

Unknown Protection

Tiny Feet

Slipping Away

Scottish Nutcracker

Family Get Together

Opie Winston

Big Baby

Sleeping Giant


Clay Morrow

Drive Home

Coffee

Family

Bobby Munson

Uncle Bobby

John Teller

Our Lives

Luke Cage:

Shades Alvarez

Anything But Ordinary

Take It Off

Bullet Holes

Bite Me

Turtleneck

Safety

20 Shades of Love: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18 Part 19, Part 20 [End]

The Ghost of Juice Ortiz: Part 1, Part 2, Parts 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14

Better Call Saul

Mike Ehrmantraut

Death Brought Us Together: Part 1, Part 2

Hell On Wheels:

Cullen Bohannon

Some Good Left

Stop Breathing

Walking Dead:

Negan

Take Me

Daryl Dixon

Can’t Stop Loving You: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 [End]

Rick Grimes

Morning

Gotham:

Tom “The Knife”

So Close I Can Taste It

Only For You

Turbulence

Oswald Cobblepots

Sucker For Pain: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 [End]

Officer Downe:

Terrance Downe

Just Business: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 [End]

Game of Thrones:

Tyrion Lanaster

Bastard of Loyalty: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 [Discontinued]

The Aph Nordics's OTPs.
  • Aph Sweden: Table x Chair.
  • Aph Finland: Santa x Mrs. Claus.
  • Aph Denmark: Blue Lego x Red Lego.
  • Aph Norway: Butter x Bread.
  • Aph Iceland: Sportacus x Robbie Rotten.
25 Days of Christmas Masterlist

Originally posted by calumsturbating

HAPPY DECEMBER FIRST! These are my favorite 25 days of the year, so, I thought we could all celebrate together with 25 days of pure 5SOS. Enjoy! (This is my favorite fucking gif in the entire world and I just…I can’t. *Cries in the corner from being disrespected*)

A/n* Everything will be posted at 10AM New York time (Sorry. I suck with time zones) on each day. And, as always, anything smut will be marked with a *.

A/N I stopped posting due to hate I was receiving around Christmas. I’ll finish posting these when I feel ready to. The Masterlist is up to date


December 1: I’m Sorry - Calum Hood
December 2: The Christmas Party - Lashton *
December 3:
Mr. Claus - Michael Clifford *
December 4:
Meeting the Family - Luke Hemmings
December 5:
Last Christmas - Frat!Ashton *
December 6:
Santa Baby - Frat!Luke *
December 7:
Feliz Navidad - Frat!Calum *
December 8:
Nutcracker - Frat!Michael *
December 9:
Christmas Shopping - Cake *
December 10:
Happy Hanukkah - Ashton Irwin
December 11:
Christmas Wish - Cashton *
December 12:
Snowball Fights - Michael Clifford
December 13:
Mistletoe - Calum Hood
December 14:
I’ll Be Home for Christmas - Luke Hemmings
December 15:
Ski Resorts - Malum *
December 16:
25 Days of Christmas - Ashton Irwin *
December 17:
Hot and Cold - Muke*
December 18:
All I Want for Christmas is You - Calum Hood
December 19:
Secret Santa - Ashton Irwin *
December 20:
Baby It’s Cold Outside - Mashton *
December 21:
Help - Dad!Michael
December 22:
Not so Lonely Christmas - Dad!Ashton
December 23:
Gingerbread Houses - Dad!Luke
December 24:
Ugly Sweater - Dad!Calum
December 25:
(It’s a Surprise) *