Seeing as JK Rowling knows absolutely nothing about America I have decided to found my own school exclusively for Maryland children for WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
The Bawlmer Merlin School is located actually under the bay right at the harbor and the persistent stench coming from the water is just a curse as a deterrent to prevent the non-magical folk from diving down and finding anything.
The school’s main sport is not Quidditch. It’s just fuckin lacrosse. Lacrosse on flying broomsticks.
Crab House students are known for having tough external personalities but are generally softies underneath once you get to know them. Their best subject tends to be Defense Against the Dark Arts. Mr. Boh students are quiet, studious, and reliable. They are always there for you when you need them to be. Their best subject is Charms. Berger Cookie students are outgoing and fun to be around, but have a tendency to be considered shallow and one-note. Their best subject is Potions. Old Bay students are fiery and hot-tempered, and most likely to get into an argument over something stupid - but are always there to back up their friends if needed. Their best subject is Herbology.