mr & mrs west

Beyonce is pregnant with twins and I don’t imagine she’ll be bringing them to the house either. Sorry Blue, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Maybe you’ll get lucky and the twins will be boys. No one cares about boys… look at Saint. 

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  • [after Lydia Bennet eloped with George Wickham; Mr. Darcy has just found out where they are hiding]
  • George Wickham: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a Miss Bennet.
  • Mr. Darcy: Really?
  • George Wickham: Yes.
  • Mr. Darcy: You accidentally slept with a Miss Bennet.
  • George Wickham: Lydia.
  • Mr. Darcy: Accidentally.
  • George Wickham: Yes.
  • Mr. Darcy: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?