Zadr mpreg but it’s basically just ‘the adventures of Dib trying to keep Zim from killing himself and the baby multiple times a day’
Honestly this could be freaking hilarious if played right. Zim being in charge of having a baby in his body would be a complete disaster
What if it happens when Dib’s, like, 15. he makes out with Zim once and somehow that kickstarts it. Zim is confused. Dib is screaming.
It starts kicking or something and Dib has to pounce on Zim to stop him from hitting it with a hammer 'to make it stop wriggling’
(Zim’s body can handle, like, cyanide because he’s Zim but it gives Dib a bloody heart attack when he sees Zim casually chugging it)
And when the baby is actually born Zim doesn’t get that it’s basically gonna be useless for a while because irkens get their Paks right away and is like ENTERTAIN ME and almost drops it off the edge of the roof