what she says: I’m fine.

what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL’S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I’M BEN AFFLECK. I’M BEN AFFLECK, AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!”

  • Wednesday: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
  • Morticia: No, this is your baby brother.
  • Wednesday: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
  • *when JB gets to Riverdale*
  • Cheryl: Jesus Christ is that a fucking gremlin?
  • JB: No I'm a third grader!
  • Cheryl: Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
  • Jughead:
  • Betty:
  • Archie:
  • Veronica:
  • Jughead: Cheryl what the fuck?
  • Amanda: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly!
  • Wednesday: You're right! Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> *if Jughead worked at McDonald's*<p/><b>Betty:</b> Hello. Do you guys serve Happy Meals?<p/><b>Jughead:</b> The only true happiness comes in death.<p/><b>Betty:</b> <p/><b>Betty:</b> ...oh<p/></p><p/></p>