me: take a break go on vacation rest relax have some fun go to a resort stay with ur family have some personal time do what u like practice your hobbies have fun go partying sleep eat a lot hang out with friends reLAX TAKE A FUCKING BREAK GO ON VACATION IT’S BEEN OVER 8 YEARS SINCE U HAVEN’T GOT A FULL WEEK OF BREAK FROM WORK SM WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK UR DOING GIVE UR OWN ARTISTS SOME REST
EXO-Ls: *figured what time the next teaser come out, know what location it would be, know which member it might be, know who is going to get the most lines in the new songs, know what is going to happen tomorrow, know what is going to happen in five years in a matter of seconds*
It’s possible that they are just being clever with the name but looking at the teasers, it’s likely that they actually thought about using this word.
So in Kai and Tao’s teasers there are people but after that the number of extras in each video decreases significantly. In both Xiumin and Sehun’s teasers there are only one of two extras. Xiumin’s is possibly a dream because he appears to be in a drunk-like state and there is the spinning top which doesn’t topple. Sehun does not appear to be dreaming but his video is one of the first that starts to become very creepy.
And then, WHERE DID ALL THE PEOPLE GO?
It’s possible we are looking at a post-appocoliptic sort of thing here.
With Chanyeol’s it didn’t seem so strange because he is in a forest so it’s likely he’d be alone. But Suho, Chen, Beakhyun? They are in large cities and there are no people. Especially Suho’s was very creepy because of the music and the empty pool and it was all very beautiful and strange.
So my theory is that there has some how been an EXODUS and now people are gone. The members have been left behind some how.
Here is the evidence:
Chanyeol: I didn’t know Arizona had many ruins, did you? well we know that they filmed his teaser in Spain BUT the ruins were still intentional, perhaps to show how they have moved to a time long after the present.
Sehun: the only people in his teaser were the two boys who were very very creepy. Now we all seem to be agreed that these boys represent Luhan and Kris so they are more for symbolic purposes anyway but I believe them to be a figment of Sehun’s imagination. This is because they disappear at the end of the teaser as we can see through the door nob’s reflection.
Xiumin: He bumps into that man on the stair case and there are sounds outside which seem perfectly normal. HOWEVER Xiumin is dreaming or drunk or something. Also he freaks out at the flashes on the T.V because he knows that something isn’t right.
Baekhyun, Chen and Suho: they are in large cities yet not a soul to be seen.
Tao: nothing seems strange about the people in his teaser. Just a normal day in Barcelona, no? Yes, BUT he controls time! He went back in time to before the EXODUS. Tao isn’t necessarily in the same time zone as the others.
Kai: similar to Tao. Although the powers of teleportation are different, is is still the movement between time and space so perhaps it is possible for Kai to also move between time like Tao. Also, someone is chasing him so Kai is clearly up to something or has been involved with something important somehow.
We will have to wait for the final two teasers to see whats going on!
And it’s obvious now that they are spelling out ‘Call Me Baby’ which is such a shame because these teasers are all far to beautiful and interesting to then just release a love song.