mp: charmed

*Me, as a teen, when my family moved into the new house that the old lady died in*

*Real estate agent* “So, you’re having this room?”

*Me* “Seems so, yeah.”

*awkward pause* 

*Me, excited* “Oh, fuck. She died in here, didn’t she?”

*Real estate agent rolling her eyes* “Yes, but she was 96. She had a nice life.It was very peaceful.”

*Me* “Oh! I’ve never been haunted before. This is going to be amazing! Those goth chicks at school will be totally jealous!”

*gets myself sufficiently ready to be haunted*

But nothing ever happened, to my eternal disappointment. Like, some spiders showed up once in a while and we had to redecorate because the wallpaper was beige and unpleasant.  Other than that? 

Man, I watched all those horror films for nothing.