me: *takes a deep breath* 

me: i lo-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love keanu reeves, we know, you love keanu reeves so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love keanu, we KNOW, you love keanu reeves you fucking love keanu reeves ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE KEANU REEVES. WE GET IT.