you: luke can’t be gay because he got married and had kids later on

me: *awakes in my king-size four-poster bed on egyptian cotton sheets, stretches luxuriously, puts on prada shades, pours a mimosa, steps out onto my balcony overlooking the pacific ocean as the sun rises above the cresting waves* ahh what a beautiful day for the entire expanded universe to be non-canonical

you: well mara jade could still show up in the movies

me: *delicately lets my marie france van damme croco jacquard caftan slip from my shoulders, wades into the crystalline pacific waters in my herve leger one-piece knit cutout swimsuit in caribbean blue, sips my mimosa* yeah but she won’t tho