movies:city of bones

Simon rolled his eyes. “It’s a good thing we know the person who’s dating Magnus Bane,” he said. “Otherwise, I get the feeling we’d all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or trying to raise the money to hire him by selling lemonade or something.”
Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. “The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.
—  City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?’
Jace said, “Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself.”
…“At least,” she said, “you don’t have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.”
“Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.” 
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
reasons why alec lightwood is a hufflepuff
  • drinks way to much wine the night before battle
  • “I didn’t make you a pie bcs I’m not your b*tch” is such an angry!hufflepuff thing to say
  • we all know he’s the hufflepuff to magnus’ slytherin
  • hella protective
  • the ultimate squad mom
Oh, Magnus... с:

“I am fighting for a better world for myself and my son,” said the woman called Maryse.
“I have no interest in the world you want,” Magnus told her. “Or in your doubtless repellent brat, I might add.”

several years later

“So Magnus fixed you?” Clary said. “Luke said—”
“He did!” said Isabelle. “It was so awesome. He showed up and ordered everyone out of the room and shut the door. Blue and red sparks kept exploding out into the hallway from underneath the floor.”
“I don’t remember any of it,” said Alec.
“Then he sat by Alec’s bed all night and into the morning to make sure he woke up okay,” Isabelle added.

She wasn’t very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I’ve got an eighteen year - old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn’t.
—  Magnus Bane (City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare)