movies: brave

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Some say our destiny is tied to the land, as much a part of us as we are of it. Others say fate is woven together like a cloth, so that one’s destiny intertwines with many others. It’s the one thing we search for, or fight to change. Some never find it. But there are some who are led.

Which Disney Princess should you Fight?

Snow White- Are you Satan? What did Snow ever do to you? DON’T fight Snow White

Belle- She may not be strong, but she is smart and has an army of servants ready to fight for, her not to mention the BEAST. Don’t fight Belle.

Cinderella- I mean, if you wanna have your eyes pecked out and and your cupboards empty, you’re welcome to try.

Aurora- This chick got taken down by a spindle. Please fight Aurora.

Jasmine- This woman is an expert in hand-to-hand combat and has enough strength to push over boulders. Do NOT fight Jasmine.

Ariel- She’s freaking mermaid not to mention the daughter of King Triton. If you want to incur the wrath of the King of the Seas upon your head I won’t stop you.

Tiana- It’s 50/50. If you can catch her away from Louis, you’d have a shot.

Mulan- This needs no explanation. Don’t fight Mulan.

Pocahontas- I mean, if you wanna fight the pacifist, that’s your prerogative. I wouldn’t endorse the decision.

Merida- Master archer, master swordswoman, hand-to-hand combatant; you’re welcome to try. In fact, she might take you up on the challenge just for amusement!

Rapunzel- Magic grappling hair and a cast iron skillet. You can fight her, but it isn’t the best idea.

Elsa- Three words: Frickin’. Ice. Magic. Do NOT fight Elsa.

Anna- What did Anna do to you? She’s nice and sweet and if she cleans your clock, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Moana- She is more than strong enough to take you out on her own. But that won’t stop her friends the demi-god and the freaking OCEAN from stepping in and backing her up. Don’t. Fight. Moana.