sirius black, ominously: no……only one will die tonight………
me: honey………they don’t know u well enough yet to understand ur drama queen tendencies…….if u could just stop being melodramatic for a second………your godson thinks ur about to kill him……….when will u learn……..
Note:There is a lot of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin mocking. This is because I love them dearly. Aries: The moment when Ron hits Draco in the face with a crocodile heart.
Taurus: The moment when Oliver Wood tells McGonagall he doesn’t
care if the firebolt throws Harry off, as long as he catches the snitch
Gemini: The moment when Peter Pettigrew tries to touch Sirius,
and Sirius says, “There’s enough filth on my robes without you touching
Cancer: The moment when Harry asks Remus if he knew Sirius, and
Remus asks sharply, “What gives you that idea?” Remus has never seen
that man in his LIFE and that is PREPOSTEROUS and APPALLING.
Leo: The moment when Sirius goes, “THERE’LL BE ONLY ONE MURDER
HERE TONIGHT” instead of I don’t know, maybe, “Harry, I’m not out to
Virgo: The moment when everyone is hanging out and having fun in
the common room and Oliver Wood is in the corner, muttering to himself
and prodding his model of a quidditch field.
Libra: The moment when Sirius Black is casually mentioned and Remus Lupin literally drops his briefcase in response. Subtle.
Scorpio: The moment when Harry gets caught with the Marauder’s
Map and Remus saves his ass, followed by “These mapmakers would have
wanted to lure you out of school. They’d think it extremely
entertaining.” and “Do you know them?” “We’ve met.”
Sagittarius: The moment when Sirius rides off in the moonlight on Buckbeak and I’m not crying, you are.
Capricorn: The moment(s) when Draco finds out Harry fainted on the train and proceeded to make impressions of him fainting every single time he saw him. For the rest of the entire book.
Aquarius: The moment when Remus shoots chewed gum up Peeves’ left nostril.
Pisces: The moment when Harry catches the snitch and Oliver Wood hugs him and starts literally sobbing into his neck.