Book vs. Movie

Book: He was 12
Movie: 30, you say. Got it.

Book: She had short blonde hair.
Movie: Long flowing ebony and raven locks, check.

Book: He was tall.
Movie: We already hired this dwarf.

Book: She was black.
Movie: We literally hired a vampire.

Book: They do these things in books 3,4 and 5.
Movie: Let’s cram everything into the 1st 8 minutes of the 1st movie.

Book: This is the character’s goal. Here is exactly how they do everything.
Movie: Let’s rewrite the entire plot, keep nothing, change their names and then $$$

Book:…I give up…
Movie: wHy ThEY nO LikE mOViE???